[情报] BR恶搞KOBE发布个人单曲:《摆烂吧》

楼主: monstermimic (锭)   2015-01-15 16:17:30
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aKPxY5x928
http://voice.hupu.com/nba/1857964.html
1月15日,一向富有恶搞精神的Bleacher Report这次将目标瞄准了湖人球星KOBE,他们
为KOBE“定制”了一首翻唱自《冰雪奇缘》(Frozen)主题曲"Let it go"的
《摆烂吧》("Let it tank")。
以下为歌词全文:
The banners glow bright on the rafters tonight
今晚的冠军旗帜不断摇摆
Not a Lakers fan to be seen
但现场却没有一个湖蜜
Coach Scott calls isolation, And Swaggy P’s setting the screen
Scott教练布置拉开单打,尼克杨上来做掩护
The fans are howling, there’s a media storm outside
球迷的哀嚎让人心碎,无数媒体等著看我们出丑
Couldn’t get the win. Heaven knows I tried...
我再也无力赢球,至少上帝知道我的努力
Don’t let them in, don’t let them see
别让他们靠近,别让他们看透
Be the Mamba you always have to be
做条好曼巴 一直都要这样
Shaquille O’Neal, don’t let him know Well, now he knows!
Shaquille O’Neal,别让他知道,好了,现在他知道了!
Let it tank, let it tank
摆烂吧摆烂吧
Going 8 for 24
从8号到24号
Let it tank, let it tank
摆烂吧摆烂吧
Fade away and shoot some more!
后仰投篮,射个不停
I don’t care If I’m overpaid
我不在乎自己是否薪水过高
Let the Spurs rage on
让马刺继续肆虐吧
Getting old never bothered them anyway!
年龄从来没有困扰过他们!
It’s funny how much distance We have from winning it all
说来好笑,我们距离总冠军如此遥远
And defenders that couldn’t control me Now just steal the ball!
防不住我的人现在也能成功断球
If I retire, what would I do?
退役?那我去做什么?
Maybe I’ll star in Frozen 2
也许我会去演铁匠传奇2
Do what I want, no rules for me!
做任何想做的事,再也没有规则牵制我!
I’m Kobe!
我是kobe!
Let it tank, Let it tank
摆烂吧摆烂吧
Get a pick hopefully top 5
希望抽到前五顺位
Let it tank, let it tank
摆烂摆烂吧
Without Phil, why even try?
没有禅师,何必尝试
Here I stand
我要迎风而立
And here I’ll play If my legs hold up!
只要我的腿还行,我就要继续打球
My power forward broke his shin in his first game
我的大前锋首秀就断了胫骨
Now I could not even tell you half of our players names
有半数的队友我都叫不上名字
And one thought bulges like a disc inside Steve Nash
突然冒出个想法,如同nash冒起的椎间盘
No more back-to-backs, The past is in the past!
别再有背靠背,过去的就让它过去吧
Let it tank,
摆烂吧
Let it tank!
摆烂吧
I’ll never get that sixth
我再也拿不到第六枚戒指
Let it tank,
摆烂吧
let it tank
摆烂吧
Dwight Howard’s a soft-ass bitch
Dwight Howard就是一个软蛋婊子
Here I stand
我迎风而立
King of L.A. Laker Nation!
洛杉矶湖人之王
Getting old never bothered me anyway
变老从未困扰过我
作者: willie052800 (威力)   2015-01-15 16:57:00
Now I could not even tell you half of our players names
作者: huangyaoting (yaoting)   2015-01-15 16:57:00
神歌
作者: CJWlison5566   2015-01-15 17:13:00
有Lin呀,Lin是雪宝
作者: warmachine68 (147)   2015-01-15 17:50:00
湖迷推 太好笑了
作者: BlakeGriffim (The Posterizer)   2015-01-15 17:55:00
还有lob city根本嘲讽XDDD
作者: theskyofblue (天空蓝)   2015-01-15 18:14:00
XDDDDDDDDD 偷鞭魔兽
作者: iamstupid844 (iamstupid844)   2015-01-15 18:17:00
XD
作者: Liaocavalier (Liao272727)   2015-01-15 18:22:00
XDDD
作者: marginal5566 (麻吉扭5566)   2015-01-15 18:50:00
作者: cleansing010 (U belong to me)   2015-01-15 19:22:00
So sad
作者: AndrewChuang (街口阿伯)   2015-01-15 21:16:00
神曲

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