我尝试翻译了一下，因为这标题太嘲讽太有趣了...
但是英翻得很烂，很多英文俚语跟规则都看不太懂...
真的要好好谢谢平常帮忙翻译外电的大大阿~鞠躬
Hahahaha The Cavs Traded Two First-Rounders For Timofey Mozgov
哈哈哈, 骑士用两个首轮选秀交换Timofey Mozgov


OK, there are a few ways to look at this.
好滴，分几个方向来讨论。
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS, CAVALIERS???? Yes, absolutely you need a rim
protector, and Mozgov fills that role fine. If you go by the NBA's player
tracking, he's holding opponents to 48.6 percent on close field goal attempts
—a little better than Andre Drummond, a little worse than DeAndre Jordan—
and is involved in 7.1 per game. Timofey Mozgov is Fine. But c'mon, man—it's
still Timofey Mozgov! And look at these protections! From Adrian
Wojnarowski's writeup on Yahoo:
你真的确定这么做吗，骑士？？是啦，显然你们是需要一个禁区防守悍将，而且Mozgov是
个不错的人选。如果去NBA player tracking找资料，他可以将对手的篮下命中率压到
48.6%──稍微比Andre Drummond好，比DeAndre Jordan差点—而且这命中率包含每场七
次出手。Timofey Mozgov不错。但是别闹了，大哥──他使终就是Timofey Mozgov！看看
这些保障内容！根据YAHOO新闻记者报导
The protections on the pick from Memphis: Nos. 1-5 and 15-30 in 2015; 1-5 and
15-30 in '16; 1-5 in '17 and 1-5 in 2018; unprotected in 2019. The
protections on the OKC pick: Nos. 1-18 in 2015; 1-15 in '16; 1-15 in 2017.
After 2017, it becomes two seconds.
曼菲斯的保障选秀权：2015, 16的第一到五及十五到三十顺位, 17, 18的第一到第五顺位
，以及2019的非保障顺位。OKC的保障选秀权：15第一到十八顺位，16第一到十五顺位，
以及17之后的第二轮。
The OKC pick you can write off as found money, sort of, since it just arrived
in the Waiters deal, in which the Cavs managed to flip Dion Waiters into a
year of Shump and a first-rounder for the cut-rate price of running cleanup
duty on whatever inconveniences J.R. Smith can imagine in the next year and a
half.
刚从Waiters交易得到的OKC的选秀权你可以拿去换现金，骑士刚从此笔交易案得到Shump
以及首轮选秀权，也达到了清出薪资空间的目地，蜼然可以想像得到J.R.后未来的一年半
有多不方便。
But the Memphis pick on top of that has to make your brain itch at least a
little. Memphis is on fire this season, but has to worry about an impending
Marc Gasol free agency and the storm doors falling the rest of the way off of
Z-Bo and Tony Allen. That's got the makings of a pretty good pick! But
Cleveland can't afford to hold onto it, because it really can't afford to be
left just holding its nuts and losing to the buster-ass Sixers. So you send
two firsts out to Denver, make your tacit little admission that you're a
little shook by those LeBron-might-Decision-again rumors, and hope it helps.
Because:
但是拿曼菲斯的选秀权来交易就让人有些搞不懂了。曼菲斯今年打的很好，但他们担心
Marc Gasol的即将到期的合约，以及体能下滑的Z-Bo和Tony Allen。这可能会让曼菲斯获
得不错的选秀权！但是克利夫兰不能这么做，你真的不能因此而故意输给卢主七六人。所
以你们将两个首轮选秀送去丹佛，默默承认你们非常怕LBJ有可能再次Decision的谣言，
希望如此可以有些帮助。因为：
2. The Cavs aren't building shit. If you read around the negative space in
those pick restictions, they're looking at a two- or three-year window and
are going to fire off any assets they have to make sure it actually opens.
骑士不是重建中球队。如果你看那些选秀限制的负面效应，他们期望未来两三年，而且清
出所有资产以确保它的稳定。
3. This deal comes off as a recalibration of the actual value of draft picks
is cresting through the league. Remember, the valuation of assets in the NBA
is not absolute—you can't just thumb around the Blue Book and peg your
Good-to-Fair-condition 2014-15 Mike Dunleavy, Jr. at a late-first and cash
considerations—and are informed by a specific point of view. The Morey Model
that's taken over these last few years puts extreme value on the draft picks,
especially first rounders, and talented young players. But not long ago, the
prevailing notion was that expiring deals were valuable enough to trade good
players for useless ones. Now, think—how much have you heard about Amar'e
Stoudemire being a hot trade chip this year? The market is more mature now
than it was then, but there's plenty of track unlaid as far as what a draft
pick is actually worth, and some teams have already begun redoing the math.
这笔交易表现出这个联盟选秀的真正价值就像装饰。记得，NBA的财产价值并非绝对的—
你不可能依照蓝皮书去用14-15的Mike Dunleavy得到一个最公平的交易条件—还必须注意
以下几点。Morey Model交易掉了未来几年的选秀，尤其是首轮签，和浅力年轻球员。但
不久前，它们的还觉得，快要到期的合约，值得他们使用好球员去交换鸟球员。现在，想
想看，你今年听到多少次阿骂福线上交易台？这个市场已经比从前成熟了，但还是有许多
放弃赛季，并且开始计算选秀权的价值了
4.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPzIHdZQAj4
5. The old joke is fair enough, too. The Cavaliers draft people like Dion
Waiters. Trade all of your draft picks if you do shit like that.
这个老笑话一样公平。骑士透过选秀选到Waiters。交易掉所有的选秀权如果你做了这件
鸟事的话
我知道我翻译很烂，因为我中间根本看不懂...
希望英文好的大大批评指证