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LeBron James Got Carded(注一) by Bartender This Week
这个礼拜LeBron James在酒吧被酒保查证件
LeBron James must love wearing his headband everywhere he goes.
LeBron James 一定不管到哪里都爱戴他的头带。
If he would expose his receding hairline for the world to see, just like most
human beings do when the follicles on top of their head start to grow fewer
and further between, he might have avoided an inexplicable occurrence.
如果他可以像大部分的人一样，当头顶上的毛囊开始减少且彼此间距离越来越远时还展现
那退去的发线。那他就可以避免这个莫名其妙的场面。
According to B/R's Ethan Skolnick, the NBA's reigning MVP was actually carded
at a hotel bar:
根据B/R记者，这位上届MVP得主真的在旅馆的酒吧被酒保查证件。
Let's forget about the headband speculation and run over a few facts:
说他到处戴着头带只是开玩笑的，复习一下几个事实：
LeBron is 29 years old. LeBron已经29岁。
He has looked old enough to drink since he was in high school(注二).
他在高中看起来就已经老到可以喝酒了。
He has a chiseled 6'8" frame that leaves him as one of the most in-shape-
looking people in the world.
他身高六呎八吋而且身材健壮，是全世界外表最出色的人之一。
He's one of the most recognizable people on the planet.
他是全世界最好辨认的人之一。
He was presumably at a hotel the Miami Heat were staying at, so the employees
probably knew what was going on.
想必他在迈阿密热火队住的旅馆，所以员工应该都知道发生什么事。
Was this bartender just trying to spend more time with the superstar, knowing
that LeBron would probably walk away and engage his teammates or retreat to
his room as soon as he got his drink? Is the bartender legally blind, relying
on a seeing-eye dog to make drinks for customers?
是酒保想和这位球星有更多的相处时间吗？以免LeBron一拿到酒就和队友回他的房间。还
是酒保真的瞎了，必须靠导盲犬帮客人调酒？
Does this bartender make even the most rule-bound people on the planet look
like rebels?
这位酒保真的让地球上最自律的人看起来像一个叛逆者吗？
Fortunately, Joel Cordes, one of Bleacher Report's assistant NBA editors, had
a great suggestion for LeBron when we were discussing the bizarre nature of
this story.
当我们在讨论这个不寻常的事件时，另一位B/R的NBA助理编辑提供给LeBron一个很好的建
议。
It doesn't involve ditching the headband. It doesn't involve wearing his Heat
jersey at all times. It doesn't even involve playing better basketball so
people will actually recognize him.
不是叫他拿掉头带，不是叫他随时穿着热火球衣，更不是叫他把篮球打个更好而让大家可
以认出他。
All LeBron has to do is hang out with Kevin Hart(注三) 24/7(注四).
LeBron要做的只是无时无刻和Kevin Hart混在一起。
影片、Jame和Kevin Hart拍的三星手机广告
注一： Got Carded 被查证件
注二：Kevin Hart 美国演员、脱口秀和喜剧艺人，身高157公分又有娃娃脸，所以James
和他站在一起相比会成熟很多XD
图、Kevin Hart照片 影片、Kevin Hart脱口秀
注三：图、James 高中照片
注四：24/7 一周七天，每天24小时，形容无时无刻
心得: CP3被查证件比较说得过去吧...