Metta World Peace
I'm retiring !!!!! Ask me why!!!!
Hurry before I forget why I am retiring !!!
我退休了!!!!! 问我为什么!!!!
在我忘记之前快问我为什么!!!
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Metta World Peace
I'm retiring because I have a bun-yin. My Bunyon hurts. It looks like a ugly
face. An ugly faced Bunyon.
It talks!!! OMG
我是因为我有bun-yin(?!) 我的Bunyon(?!)受伤了
它看起来像丑陋的脸
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来源：World Peace的Twitter https://twitter.com/MettaWorldPeace