辛苦原po了,帮补一两句没翻到的笑点
※ 引述《skymay (随遇而安)》之铭言：
: Seems like you might have developed some special romantic feelings for him.
: If so, what is it that makes you so attracted to him?
: 问：波什身上哪一点如此吸引你？
"感觉上,你对他好像有一些浪漫的情怀. 如果是真的,他身上哪一点吸引到你了?"
: He is intelligent and cultured. He attends fashion shows, drinks fine wine
: and is well read. Most importantly, he descends from the untainted Zalrythian
: bloodline through his ancestors Ajaqq The Merciless and Bilimu The Enslaver
: Of All Lizard Peoples.
: 答：他很聪明，修养很高、他参加时尚展，喝酒有品位，饱读诗书。
"他很聪明，修养很高、他参加时尚展，喝酒有品位，饱读诗书。
最重要的,他的血统是纯正的Zalrythian种族, 他的远祖包括"凶猛无情的Ajaqq"
以及 "贩奴者 Bilimu", 属于蜥蜴人种"
(google找不到Zalrythian,ajaqq, bilimu是有有什么典故. 应该是女生自编的名字,
整段话的画龙点睛重点在于: Bosh是蜥蜴人种的后代XDDD"
: In one tweet you say, “BOSHH I KNOW YOU DID ITTTT #chrisbosh”. What,
: exactly, did he do? Are you aware of something the rest of us aren’t?
: 问：在一条推特中，你说，“波什我知道你能做到。”他具体做到了什么？你知道一些我
: 们不知道的事情吗？
这里应该是" BOSH, 我知道你作了什么~~~~~~" 提问者想暗示问说女方是不是在暗示
Bosh跟她有什么不为人知的情节. 不过女方并没有顺着这个提问回答,倒是回答
一个很正经的答案XD
: Bosh hit a game-winning jump shot against the Spurs. He was playing without
: LeBron and Wade and proved how clutch he is. I was showing my appreciation
: for his heroics.
: 答：在对阵马刺的比赛中，波什命中了绝杀球。那场比赛没有勒布朗和韦德，这证明了他
: 是关键先生。我是在展示对他神勇表现的欣赏。
: Say you’re given five minutes alone with him. What would you say? What would
: you like for him to know?
: 问：如果有5分钟和波什独处的机会。你会说什么？你想要他知道什么？
: "Bosh, look at me. No, look me straight in the eye. Yes, like that. Now
: listen … never change. Be true to yourself and know that every night I send
: fireballs of strength and victory across the country, straight from my
: bedroom to yours. Now go to sleep."
: 答：波什，看着我。不，看着我的眼睛。就是这样。听着，永远不要改变你自己。真实对
: 待自己，知道每个晚上，我都会将你的力量和胜利传遍全国。现在，你可以去睡觉了。
这里翻的有点错, 女方原文比较白烂:
"Bosh, 看着我. 不,我要你好好的直视我的眼睛. 对,就是这样. 听好....永远不要改变你
自己. 诚实的对待自己. 并且,要知道每晚我都将能力和胜利火球从我的卧房
穿越全国,直达你的卧房. 好的,现在去睡觉."
结论:基本上是蛮典型的美式幽默,这女的真的蛮搞笑的. 蜥蜴人那段最好笑XDDDD