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Lakers hit the wall against Wizards after break
巫师变魔法，湖人撞上墙
Bryant's three-point shot at the buzzer was short, so the Lakers lost to a
team that had been 6-26 on the road.
老大一记三分绝杀了湖人
湖人队输给了巫师.........客场战绩6-26的巫师
They also blew an easy chance at standings separation from Utah and remained
11/2 games ahead of the Jazz for the eighth and final playoff spot in the
Western Conference.
湖人队煮熟的鸭子飞了
他们失去了一个很好的机会，把盐爵甩开的机会
他们在西区争季后赛只领先了1.5场胜差
But what's the big rush to the playoffs if the Lakers can't even win at home
against the Wizards? After leading by 18 in the final minute of the second
quarter?
不过如果他们连在主场迎战巫师，还一度领先到18分都能输掉
他们就算拿到了季后赛门票也是体验券
Coach Mike D'Antoni was fuming afterward, delivering a lengthy rant on the
Lakers' collapse.
冷笑话非常生气
他非常的火
"This is a good team that for whatever reason just can't get collectively,
mentally … get stimulated to do it every time," D'Antoni said before
scoffing at the Lakers' huddle breaks.
"这是只good team，但是不知道是有什么神秘力量"
"这只球队不能永远保持着他们的注意力"
"We put our hands in, and you guys have probably seen it, we say
'Championship.' God, that's laughable. Championship? You've got to be kidding
me. Until they understand the importance of every possession offensively and
defensively and they've got to come out with some determination to be a good
basketball team, then we're just fooling ourselves. We're just making a
sham-mockery out of it or whatever you say it is."
"我们凑在一块，然后别人看到我们的阵容都觉得很恐怖"
"这是只冠军队伍啊!!!!!!"
"冠军队伍~~我的老天爷啊~~~颇哈~~~快笑死我了"
"除非我们球队非常计较在乎每一次进攻和防守"
"我们要真的下定决心变成一只很强的蓝球团队"
"不然我们都只是在骗自己"
"冠军队伍这个词只是一种模仿我们的嘲笑"
D'Antoni had other things to say after the Lakers' record fell to 36-34.
冷笑话今天话有如滔滔江水，绵绵不绝
又有如黄河泛滥，一发不可收拾
"What happened was we didn't play hard enough," he said. "We think we can
just figure stuff out and just point. Trevor Ariza's got 12 attempts at
threes and he's wide open. That's inexcusable. It's just a matter of lapses
or gambling or 'I'm not going to play hard tonight because we'll just
outscore them.'
"由于我们不够拼命，今天发生了什么事情呢?"
"我们认为我们可以光靠得分压垮对方"
"结果阿里杀三分球出手了十二次，几乎都是大空档!!!"
"这是不可原谅的"
"不管原因是单纯的失误还是赌着我们得分会赢过他们，所以我防守可以放松"
"I can't explain it, but every time we get up 16, it's like, 'Well, we're
really good and we don't have to play hard.' And we start messing with the
game and start messing with not moving the ball. You start messing with, 'I'm
just going to go one-on-one every time,' you start messing with the
basketball gods and they get you. The ball will roll around and go in for
them and it'll roll around and go out for us because we're messing with the
game.
"我不知道怎么去描述他，不过就好像每次我们一领先到十六分"
"我们就会想着 我们超猛，太厉害了，可以轻松打"
"然后就开始错误百出，球都不会流动了"
"你会开始乱打，我每一球都要单打啦!!!!!"
"你得罪了篮球之神，然后报应会回到你身上"
"然后气势和球运就会开始远离我们偏向对手，然后我们就会搞砸这场比赛"
"If we don't change that, well, obviously we won't make the playoffs, but
even if we do, then we'll get blown out in the playoffs."
"如果我们没有改变这点，我们肯定会失去季后赛门票"
"即使我们好狗运进了，我们在季后赛一样会被打爆"
The Lakers' protagonists were in the lineup for the first time since Jan. 30,
but the team was far from taking center stage.
湖人队五虎皆列在阵前是1/30号以来的第一次
Dwight Howard had a very efficient 20 points and 15 rebounds but did not have
a shot in the fourth quarter, a pattern that happens too often to ignore.
魔兽很有效率 20分 15版
但是第四节完全没出手........
这件事情好像常常发生齁
他常常在第四节被忽视
Howard's final shot came with three minutes left in the third quarter, a
layup that made him eight for nine. It's where he finished.
魔兽的最后一击是在第三节还剩三分钟
他投九中八 高效率
然后就变成背景了
Adding injury to insult, Antawn Jamison sustained a sprained right wrist.
X-rays were negative and he'll have an MRI on Saturday. He was hurt after his
dunk attempt was blocked by Kevin Seraphin with 1:10 left in the third
quarter.
不幸的是 AJ受伤了
X光结果是阴性，他会在礼拜六做进一步的MRI
他在第三节1:10秒的一记灌篮被Kevin档下来的时候受伤的
Gasol looked about as advertised, missing eight of 10 shots while basically
trying to get back in shape after sitting out 20 games because of a tear
inside the bottom of his right foot. He had four points and eight rebounds in
21 minutes.
脖加索缺席了二十场比赛
今天首次回归，状况还没完全回复
在场上看起来就只是个人形广告看板
投十中二
上场 21分钟拿下四分八篮板
Bryant was in facilitator mode most of the night after missing the better
part of three games because of a sprained left ankle. He had 21 points on
eight-for-18 shooting and also had 11 assists.
老大在因伤缺席了三场比赛后
今晚进入了助攻模式
投18中8 21分 但是有11助攻
He tried to turn up the offense in the fourth quarter, and had some success,
though his 11-footer with 5.9 seconds left rimmed out, the Lakers trailing by
two at the time.
他在第四节又进入了大家熟悉的老大模式和老大剧本，力挽狂澜
投进了好几颗球
不过如同剧本
暂停过后那颗剩下5.9秒的超远豪洨球绝杀了湖人
He was tight-lipped after the game, unhappy but not uncorked like his coach.
他在比赛过后和冷笑话一样满脸不爽
不过他一句话都不肯说
Meanwhile, Bryant's former teammate, Ariza, made nine of 15 shots, including
a noteworthy seven from three-point range.
与此同时
老大的前队友阿理杀投15中9，七颗三分球射翻湖人
John Wall had 24 points and 16 assists, but Ariza, guarded mainly by Bryant,
was the dagger, a name Lakers fans never quite forgot and a throwback to
happier times at Staples Center.
挡住湖人的一堵高墙则是24分 16助攻
不过湖人的致命伤 阿理杀 是由老大负责防守的
我想史坦波中心的湖人球迷是不会忘记阿理杀这个名字
还有由喜转悲的今天...........
心得:
冷笑话到底在说谁呢??
这记者最后这一段又想说什么呢?