我觉得俄罗斯今天会搞成这样，是因为他的战略目标远超自己的能力
觉得疫情+通膨+中美交恶，想推翻现有世界秩序，没有更好的时机了
赌一把才发现自己已不是当初的苏联，搞到进退维谷
除去核武，受限于经济能力的落差，俄罗斯的军力已经远不如中美
reddit NonCredibleDefense版 上面现在满满的嘲讽文章
其中有一个连接是莫斯科号事件当天，鹅爹喉舌的政论节目
很有苏联笑话的既视感
https://tinyurl.com/2wmmj6zh
Old man: i won't be talking about events back then or now
老人: 我不想提之前或现在发生的状况
Old man: BUT THE VERY FACT they're encroaching on our land is ABSOLUTELY A
CASUS BELLI!!
老人: 但他们侵占我们的土地的这一事实，构成开战的绝对理由!!
Old man: CAUSE FOR WAR, REAL WAR, NO JOKE!
老人: 开战理由，真正的战争，不开玩笑!
Announcer Lady: IT'S SPECIAL. OPERATION. OF RUSSIA. ON THE TERRITORY OF
UKRAINE
女主持人: 这是俄罗斯在乌克兰境内的特殊军事行动 (她很清楚不能说是战争)
Old man: The special operation is over! It ended tonight!
老人: 特殊军事行动结束了! 今晚结束!
Old man: It ends when our motherland gets attacked
老人: 当我们祖国受到攻击时，行动就结束了
Old man: It means total... I won't say what's it gonna be but we have to save
these kids!
老人: 它代表总... 我不会说接下来会发生什么，但我们必须救救这些孩子们
Announcer Lady: When you say "this night" you mean the Moskva cruiser? When
you say 'war' you mean total mobilization..?
女主持人: 你说今晚，指的是莫斯科号巡洋舰? 你说战争，意思是发动总动员?
Old man: Stop ! I didn't want to talk about 'Moskva" especially since there
were different
老人: 停! 我不想谈莫斯科号，尤其跟我谈论的事情不同
Old man: But you said it. Moskva cruiser is absolutely a cause for war, it's
OUR FLAGSHIP!
老人: 但既然妳说了，莫斯科号当然构成开战理由，她是我们的旗舰!
Old man: There's nothing to think about. We need a response but what kind?
老人: 没有其他需要考虑的。我们需要有所回应，但会是何种形式?
Old man: We have to come up with something
老人: 我们必须有所反应
Old man: Of course I'm sure victory will be ours. We need it at any cost or
else... We better not talk what else, we need only victory!
老人: 当然我确定胜利属于我们。我们必须不计代价取胜否则..我们最好不要谈别的，我
们只需要胜利!
Announcer Lady: Talking about Moskva cruiser, it's very troubling news
女主持人: 提到莫斯科号，那是令人十分担忧的新闻
Announcer Lady: It would've been very tragic to learn we lost it but once
again I have to outline this
女主持人: 失去她是一场悲剧，但我必须再次强调
Announcer Lady: This info is currently only spread by Ukrainian media, our
Ministry of Defense said there is a fire, detonation of a piece of ammunition,
女主持人: 上述新闻是乌克兰媒体散布的，我们的国防部提到，是因为弹药爆炸造成失火
Announcer Lady: we don't know if it can sail on its own yet, we have to wait
for the official info.
女主持人: 我们不知道她是否能自主航行，我们需要等到官方报告
Old Man: Thank god the crew is fine!
另一个男人: 感谢老天船员没事!
女主持人不断强调政府的立场，这是特殊军事行动，不是战争。船不是被乌军击沉，是自
己失火lol
最好笑是reddit的最佳评论:
"Thank God the crew is fine."
Oh. Oh god. Nobody tell him.
"感谢老天船员没事"
喔。喔天啊。没人告诉他
I am sure they are fine. I am sure Ukraine used the non-lethal Anti-ship
missiles.
我确定他们一定没事。我确定乌克兰使用了非致命反舰飞弹。