[闲聊] 阴茎断裂

楼主: deathslipkno (Soloist)   2023-01-07 19:45:59
一早来到医院,坐在电脑前喝着咖啡,一如往常搜寻着手术排程,了解一下等等需要帮忙的手术。
突然间一个神奇的case映入眼帘,病历上写着:
“ Chief complaint: penile pain for 8 hours. Present illness: A 43 year-old male suffered from penile pain during sexual intercourse (missionary) around 8 hours ago. Patient claimed that he had herd a sound of "CRACK" since then. Penile pain complicated with bleeding from meatus and gross hematuria were noted. Thus he came to our hospital for help......”
(翻译)
43岁男性,主诉阴茎疼痛8小时,凌晨时进行性行为(传教士)时,病人自述听到一声‘啪!’并且伴随着疼痛、尿道出口流血以及血尿因此来到医院求诊。
男上例如传教士,或是背后式是相对比较危险的性爱姿势,当中提到理由是当男性在主导时,会格外兴奋所以一旦小兄弟不小心滑出,撞击到会阴部或是耻骨联合时,力量之强大不可想像。
不过个人还是抱持着怀疑的态度,毕竟有太多受试者不好意思明说的细节。
西方人比较容易因为性爱而造成阴茎断裂,而反观东方人自慰反而是一大宗原因。
虽然说阴茎断掉(Penile fracture)在所有泌尿科的紧急案例并不真的很常见,但大家在享受翻云覆雨的快乐时,还是要注意安全喔!
作者: XROCK (□□□□□□□□□□□)   2023-01-07 19:46:00
虽然用不到 但还是谢谢
作者: PogChampLUL (火车站肥宅)   2023-01-07 19:47:00
用不到的小知识:(
作者: sakamata (鲸丈)   2023-01-07 19:48:00
背后式感觉就很容易折到==
作者: steven183 (steven183183)   2023-01-07 19:49:00
阿结 你要小心
作者: Flaremywife (フレア我老婆)   2023-01-07 19:54:00
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