Re: [闲聊] 感觉中国的问题不是习近平

楼主: david7928 (设定暱称)   2022-11-30 18:09:47
Xi is just one of those really suited to be gay......
Imagine that smile on his whore wife and daughter,
that expression while they swindle away the peoples' money and property.
In particular he also has attributes befitting a Chicom tyrant-emperor.
Then add in the fact that he only wants virgins...
And that he'd already gotten sick of all the ones he fucked within the
various provinces of mainland China.
One day he found a ball of tissue that was stained with blanks cummed by
the very Fifty Cent Army he raised himself, a single whiff of that scent
made him desperately want to stick his tongue out and lick it.
And from that point onwards, he frequently peeked on the Fifty Cent Army's
fap sessions, watching their small flaccid cocks;
on one hand Xi hated how low he was, being the leader of the CCP, but on
the other hand he furiously fapped, his cum pooling and flowing on and
across the floor.
After that, he often fapped to photos of Kim Jong-Un and the Fifty Cent
Army, sometimes he would expose his tiny dick in front of the Fifty Cent
Army's eyes, feigning ignorance, yet sneakily peeking at that bulge in the
Fifty Cent-ers' pants desperately wanting a hard-on.
Sadly, it was not to be.
※ 引述《tomuy (咖啡中毒)》之铭言
: 习大大应该认命味丹中国国家副主席
: 扫荡全中国的贪腐
: 随便搜刮全中国的伪娘
: 给习大大享用
: 习大大舒服惹
: 就不会攻打台湾惹 对啊
作者: lolicon (三次元滚开啦)   2022-11-30 18:10:00
翻译啦 太长
作者: cities516 (安安路过)   2022-11-30 18:10:00
甲上

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