※ 引述《mofass (废文产生器)》之铭言：
: And I Jizz In My Pants
: 别跟妳的朋友讲，不然我会宣扬妳很贱
I jizz right in my pants every time you're next to me
每当你靠近我 我就射在裤子里
And when we're holding hands, it's like having sex to me
你牵着我的手 我脑里在演床戏
You say I'm premature, I just call it ecstasy
你说我没动桃 我只是嗨得太早
I wear a rubber at all times, it's a necessity
我随时戴着套子毕竟随时会用到
https://i.imgur.com/Uf4cL7H.jpg
他是我小时候的偶像欸