本日收到最好笑的line
Doctor : Your Liver is enlarged
医生: 你的肝肿大。
Patient : Does that mean it has space for more whisky ?
病人: 这代表它可以容纳更多威士忌吗?
(This is called "Positive Thinking" )
(这叫"正向思考" )
Lady to her dietician :- What l am worried about is my height and not my weight.
女人跟她的营养师说: 我担心的是我的身高，不是我的体重。
Doc :- How come ???
营养师: 为什么?
Lady :- According to my weight, my height should be 230cm...
女人: 根据我的体重，我的身高应该230cm。
(Now this is called "Positive Attitude" )
(这就叫"正面心态")
A Man wrote to the bank. "My Cheque was returned with remark 'Insufficient funds
'. I want to know whether it refers to mine or: the Bank".
一个男人写信给银行:
我的支票被退还了，上面写着"余额不足"，我想知道是我的帐号余额不足还是银行本身余额
不足。
(This is self confidence in its peak )
(这是有自信到最高点 )
This one is classic !!
A cockroach's last words to a man who wanted to kill it : "Go ahead and kill me,
you coward. You're just jealous because I can scare your wife and you cannot..!
!!!"
这个经典!!
一只蟑螂对要打死它的男人的最后遗言是: "来吧杀死我吧，你这个俗辣。你不过是嫉妒我
能吓到老婆而你不能..!!!"
Always be positive even in difficult situations
就算在艰难的时刻也要正向思考
Me : “Our dog is very clever. At seven o’ clock every morning he brings us the
newspaper.”
我: 我们的狗很聪明，每天早上7点他都会拿报纸给我们。"
My friend : “But lots of dogs do that!”
我朋友: "可是这个很多狗都会!"
Me : “I know – but we don’t subscribe to any newspaper!”
我: "我知道 - 但是我们没有订报纸!"