/jp/齁串看到的
https://boards.4channel.org/jp/thread/37098383#p37098820
Lamy has to work overtime again... and can't stream....
菈米又要加班 又不能开直播了
背景:菈米发的推
https://twitter.com/yukihanalamy/status/1453287555667988490
底下的本文翻译:
真的真的真的真的真的很抱歉( ;o; )要提交的东西完全做不完，今天再不加把
劲的话真的会完蛋，所以今天的直播，请允许菈米休息一次…
真的真的再努力一把就可以完成了…！菈米要加油...！下星期应该就会闲
下来，所以菈米会多开一些直播…
Working on what? Lamy's water?
做啥 菈米水?
no one knows
没人知道
"Work" is just a codename for sex, anon. She's having sex for 8 hours with
producers and sponsors.
工作只是一个做爱的代号 她八小时都在跟制作人还有干爹打炮
this is sadly far more believable than any of the trash they tweet
难过的是去做爱比她们发的垃圾推文还更有可信度
Sadly I have to agree, yeah. As much as I was shitposting,
I really wish they'd be more honest or open with whatever work they do
behind the scenes, because either they don't do shit or they're being worked to
Especially got my gears grinded is how Ayame seems to always
have an excuse for not streaming. Did she get a new boyfriend or something?
For crying out loud, I bet Mel has more streaming hours then her.
可悲的是 我必须同意你的说法 就像我之前发的废文说的那样 我真的希望他们能够
更诚实或直接公开他们在幕后做了什么 因为要马他们什么都没做 要马就是被上层压榨
特别让我觉得很讨厌的是 百鬼每次不开台都有借口 她是不是有新男友了?
我敢说 梅露直播时间都比她多 (BINGO 答对了)
10/1~10/25 梅露开台12.7小时 百鬼1.1小时
Always remember that everything they say is about sex. If a holo mentions her
brother, it's a sex partner. If its a friend, it's a sex partner. If she seems
happy, it means she had sex. If she is sad, she didnt have sex, but then she
had double sex. If a holo is going to the toilet, shes actually going to have
quick sex. If she went on a date with another holo, they actually went to have
sex. If she fails on a puzzle in a game, its because she is having sex right
now and is being distracted. Table smash? Not a fist but it's her hitting the
table, because she's having sex. Did she oversleep a stream? Sex. She was
having sex and couldnt stop. If she starts a guerilla stream it's because she'
s having sex right now, but wants to be risky with viewers. Whenever a holo
takes a break, its not because shes tired. You know why she takes a break from
streaming? To have SEX. Whenever a holo talks about her family, shes actually
talking about her sex roleplay she had. The story of a journey with her
mother or father? Sex roleplay. She actually had sex. Whenever she laughs,
cries or hiccups, whenever she humu humus or thanks someone during a collab,
whenever she gets big numbers or is being bullied she's actually having SEX at
that very moment. Not only that, but everything is actually a keyword for sex
Thanks for the aka supa = thank you for the sex
Im tired this week = im tired from the sex, but ill have more sex
Im planning a collab = Im planning to have sex
Oh sorry, that was just my family in the background = oh im having SEX right
now
Thank you for all the support everyone = thanks for all the sex im having
right now.
It all revolves around sex. All holos, every single one, have sex every day,
every hour, every moment. Every single narrative, every single noise she lets
out is because of sex. The sex she is having. All holos read these threads and
theyre here right now. All while having sex. They keep having technical
difficulties because they have so much sex, it fries electronics in their room
. Theres so much sex happening in their room that the sex waves cause Youtube
datacenter to malfunction. Every yab moment is because they cant stop having
sex to think straight.
永远记住 她们所说的一切通通都是做爱 如果她们提到兄弟 那就是炮友 如果是提到朋友
那也是在指炮友 如果她们看起来很快乐 这代表她们刚做爱完 如果她们难过 这代表她们
刚刚没有做爱 但直播结束会一次跟两个男的做爱 如果她们直播中去厕所 其实她们是在
高速做爱 如果是约线下连动出去玩 那就是去做爱了 如果游戏卡关 这代表她们正在做爱
所以才分心了
敲桌子? 不是拳头敲的 是她们被顶到桌子了 因为她们正在做爱
忘记开台睡过头? 做爱 她们正在做爱 做到停不下来
如果她们开突袭直播 这代表她们正在做爱 但想和观众一起享受冒险
她们休息不是因为她们累了 你知道为什么她们要休假不开台吗? 因为要去做爱
她们提到她们的家庭时 实际上是在谈论她们的性爱角色扮演
她们与爸妈发生过的趣事? 其实是性爱角色扮演 一定是做爱 当她们笑 哭 或打嗝
当她们humu humu或在连动中感谢某人时或被霸凌时 实际上在那一刻就开始做爱了
不只这样 任何东西都有可能是做爱的关键字
谢谢你的红SC = 谢谢你的做爱
我这周累了 = 做爱很累 但我会继续做更多的爱
我打算跟人连动 = 我打算去做爱
噢 抱歉 这只是我家人的声音 = 噢 我正在做爱
感谢你们的支持 = 感谢所有我正在做的爱
这一切都围绕着做爱 她们所有人 每一个 每天 每小时 每一刻 都在做爱
她们每一句话 每一个叫声 都是因为做爱
她们所有人都在看这串 就在这里 疯狂做爱
她们直播常常出现技术上困难是因为她们做了太多的爱 这烧掉了所有房间的电子设备
太常在房间做爱 做爱产生的电波让Youtube的数据中心故障了
所有的Yabai时刻 都是因为她们没办法停止做爱去认真思考
Aloe please
这很酷 笑了
I want to have sex with pekora!!
我想跟兔子做爱
She's making a lot of preperations for her birthday that's in a few weeks
菈米在忙她几周后的生日直播
老实讲我觉得/jp/比/vt/还有趣
/vt/几乎都在讨论EN 刚好我不太看EN组
还是日本精障阿姨可爱:)