Brandon McCarthy在2012年时被Line Drive打到头部，去医院检查有没有事
@BMcCarthy32:
"WELL IF BEING DISCHARGED FROM THE HOSPITAL ISNT THE BEST TIME TO ASK ABOUT
A THREESOME THEN IM FRESH OUT OF IDEAS"
2015年时跟道奇签下4800/4Y的约，结果在4月时候就去动TJ
@BMcCarthy32:
"to be fair, 31 years of use is a lot to ask for from a ligament"
球迷A:
"torn elbow ligament huh? Well their goes your sex life"
@BMcCarthy32:
"i've got a left hand so it goes both ways."
然后刚动完TJ，McCarthy还有万能左手可以Tweet
@BMcCarthy32:
"my penis looks ridiculous when i take a bath"
McCarthy's Wife:
"seriously? I left you for 10 mins and this is what you start doing? You
can't be trusted alone"
2015季中媒体爆出红雀跟空仔的骇客事件
@BMcCarthy32:
"in keeping with baseball tradition, a Houston exec should walk into the STL
offices and hit their best front office guy with a fastball"
球迷B:
"Brandon, you have more tweets than games pitched this season. What a waste
and I'm a dodger fan"
@BMcCarthy32:
"you're a shitty Dodgers fan then"
这季美国Memorial day，MLB各队推出纪念美国将士的帽子
@BMcCarthy32:
"generations of soldiers died protecting our country and its freedoms- don't
forget to buy an official baseball hat to say thank you"
跟队友
Joc Pederson:
"Chris Taylor with the gram slam that was awesome! Fun to watch. Dodgers win"
@BMcCarthy32:
"I tried my best on a strikeout the other day and you didn't say shit. Quit
playing favorites with your tweets"
大家觉得呢?
who is the best baseball shit talker on twitter?