※ 引述《Phater (肥特)》之铭言：
: 去年宣布退休的Dan Haren,今天早上在twitter上连发了一串平时不为人知的真
: 心tweet:
Dan Haren的twitter真的蛮好玩的 里面一堆看起来太闲不知道要干嘛的发言XD
Albert Pujols caught me playing Pokemon in the produce section of my local
supermarket today. It's quite possible I need job.
被Pujols在超市抓到我在玩宝可梦...看来我需要一份工作惹
后来又补充
Oh and memo to my agent, @bvanwagenen: Pitching to Tim Tebow tomorrow DOES
NOT count as getting me a real job offer
帮明天举办测试会的Tebow喂球不是让我真的得到一份工作
这则怒酸美国泳将假造抢劫事件,重点是那张图XDD
When you fake a story about getting robbed at gunpoint and leave your boys in
Brazil to deal with it
In the home run derby, you're not allowed to throw a pitch until the previous
ball lands..Same rule applied to me the last 4 years I pitched
在全垒打大赛的时候,你不会等到前一颗球落地才丢下一颗球,
这个规则同样适用于过去四年我投的球
当Colon打出全垒打的时候
Career accomplishments:
150 wins
2,000 strikeouts.
Bat .200
Didn't give up a homer to Bartolo.....
退休后的生活
2 dogs, 2 walks a day, 7 days a week. So I pick up 1,456 poops a year.
Also I'll drink 912 glasses of wine & floss 4 times if the math holds
当Kevin Durant决定加入勇士的时候
A lineup of Curry-Klay-Durant-Draymond-Haren win seventy-four games and the
title.
这个人真的闲到爆炸,可以追踪他的twitter一些蛮好笑的发言XD