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On Sunday, Indians third baseman Juan Uribe was carted off because he took a
Mike Trout ground ball at 106 mph off the bat right to the family jewels. He
suffered (yes, suffered—style here is to say “sustained” but he most
definitely suffered) a testicular contusion because he wasn’t wearing a cup
at the time of the incident.
有理伯在礼拜天的比赛中被Trout打出一颗时速高达106麦的强劲滚地球直击蛋蛋，
由于他当天并没有穿护档，因此导致他"蛋蛋"的哀伤。
You’d think, perhaps, Uribe goes without a cup because he’s supremely
confident in his ability to field groundballs. Well, it turns out that he
would wear one, if they made one in his size. Yes, seriously.
各位看倌可能会认为是因为有理伯对他防守滚地球的能力十分有信心，
所以不需要穿护档。但实际上是因为他没有找到适合他size的护档，只好不穿。
决‧不‧豪‧洨！
STO’s Andre Knott has the scoop.
以下是记者赛前访问的对话：
Andre Knott @DreKnott
Juan Uribe said today he doesn't wear a cup because the trainers don't have
one in his size.... Then he said I'm serious.
5:37 AM - 14 Jun 2016
有理伯说他不穿护档是因为训练员找不到适合他size的护档给他穿。
紧接着补充一句说：我没有在豪洨。
All right, then, Juan. You might want to find out how you can protect the
Little Juans in the future.
嗯…有理伯啊…我们知道你很大包，
但是你最好还是赶快去找到你的size以便保护你的"小有理伯"吧…