今天Jared Weaver的直球非常慢，甚至有一球只有78 mile
Fangraphs的大作者Jeff Sullivan开始狂飙垃圾话
其中一个笑话还被台媒报了出来
https://twitter.com/based_ball
Jeff Sullivan @based_ball 15小时
other fastballs honk at Jered Weaver's fastball on the freeway
Jeff Sullivan @based_ball 15小时
one of my biggest pet peeves is when I'm walking down the sidewalk and I get
stuck behind a group of Jered Weaver fastballs
Jeff Sullivan @based_ball 15小时
in the time it takes a Jered Weaver fastball to get to home plate C.J. Wilson
could complete a whole interview
Jeff Sullivan @based_ball 15小时
Jered Weaver is a difficult pitcher to frame because of how his catchers keep
falling asleep
Jeff Sullivan @based_ball 15小时
they say a leprechaun has hidden a pot of gold at the end of every Jered
Weaver fastball
Jeff Sullivan @based_ball 15小时
every fresh Jered Weaver fastball ends up with a five o'clock shadow
Jeff Sullivan @based_ball 15小时
if you see a baseball seemingly lying still on the ground, don't pick it up,
because it might be a Jered Weaver fastball
Jeff Sullivan @based_ball 15小时
a top-secret government drone program has been researching how to provide
aerial refueling to Jered Weaver's fastball
Jeff Sullivan @based_ball 15小时
Jered Weaver always gets extra defensive support behind him because he gets
to be his own catcher
不过最后他也讲了一个数据派的幽默
Jeff Sullivan @based_ball 15小时
my actual favorite fun fact of the moment is that last year Jered Weaver
allowed a lower rate of contact than Andrew Cashner
后来又转贴了这个影片
https://twitter.com/whoisjoserivera/status/707799690868293632
现在可以开始期待两天后的Fangraphs专文了