心得：看来留起落腮胡的Mauer真的吓到不少人XD
原文出处：http://tinyurl.com/o8runzc MLB Cut4
只有中文有图版：http://www.sportsv.net/articles/12390
Have no fear, good citizens of the world, there is nothing to be alarmed about.
Sure, you may have turned on a Twins game sometime in the last week and
noticed some bearded individual striding to the plate under Joe Mauer's name.
各位奉公守法的好公民：莫慌张，莫害怕。也许你们当中有些人上礼拜转到双城队的比赛
，然后注意到有个满脸胡子的老兄顶着Joe Mauer的名号走向垒包。
http://imgur.com/vBbOvDT,tik2Xas
老公：老婆，我们家电视萤幕怎么怪怪的？
老婆：都你在看我哪知啊？
You may have thought about alerting the authorities to the imposter in their
midst. You may even have considered running for the nearest 1950s bomb shelter
because clearly the invasion of the pod people had begun. I mean, yes, beards
have spread across Major League faces like an invasive disease, but surely
Mauer and his corn-fed farm boy sideburns would be spared, right?
也许你试图警告相关单位他们当中有人打着Mauer的名号招摇撞骗；也可能试图躲进离你家
最近的50年代防空洞，像是躲外星人进攻地球。对啦，蓄胡已经如瘟疫在大联盟蔓延。不
过Mauer这个吃玉米长大的农村囝仔跟他的鬓角应该能逃过一劫...吧？
Not so much. Here are the three eras of Mauer
(Proto-Mauer, Golden Age Mauer, Post-Modern Mauer):
并没有。以下是Mauer的三个时代：上古时期Mauer、黄金时期Mauer和后现代Mauer
http://imgur.com/vBbOvDT,tik2Xas#1
But what caused this? Was Mauer trying to give himself a bad-boy image? Did he
want to market his own perfume, Eau de Ice Fishing? Was he trying to cover up
a poorly planned late-night face tattoo?
但是究竟原因为何？Mauer试图制造坏孩子的形象吗？还是他要代言自家品牌香水
“Eau de 冰上垂钓”呢？又或者只是想把某天深夜一时冲动刺在脸上的刺青遮起来？
No, this is Mauer we're talking about. As the first baseman told MLB.com's
Rhett Bollinger earlier this year, he grew out the beard for the most practical
purposes: he thought it would be good protection from the cold Minnesota April.
And being practical is the opposite of trendy.
都不是，你以为我们在讨论是谁，是Mauer耶！Mauer今年初告诉MLB.com的Rhett Bolliger
，他留胡子的原因可是非常实际：胡子会是他在冷吱吱的明尼苏达四月天的一道屏障。
看来Mauer还是和时尚沾不上边。