[情报] MadBum vs MadBum

楼主: Zamned (Как дела?)   2014-12-11 00:03:07
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Madison Bumgarner曾经与 同样名为Madison Bumgarner的女子约会过
You should read Tom Verducci's profile on Madison Bumgarner for Sports Illustrated's "Sportsman of the Year" award because it's fantastic and well-written, because it's a compelling look into the personal life of one of the best pitchers in baseball. You should read it for all sorts of reasons.
But that doesn't mean that Verducci didn't bury the lede under hundreds of other words.
It's all true. That he was so good so young that he started playing coach-pitch baseball at age four against seven-year-olds, and is so adept with either hand that he shoots a bow, bats, writes and ropes righthanded, but throws from the left side. That his father, Kevin, wouldn't let him throw a curveball until he had a driver's license. That before he dated Ali, he dated a girl named Madison Bumgarner ("No relation, I'm sure of it").
Madison Bumgarner would pick up the phone, and ask Madison Bumgarner on a date. Madison Bumgarner would hold hands with Madison Bumgarner on their way to the burger joint, where Madison Bumgarner and Madison Bumgarner would look into each other's eyes. The night might have ended with Madison Bumgarner giving Madison Bumgarner a polite peck on the cheek.
Madison Bumgarner dated Madison Bumgarner, everyone. This is fascinating, not because of tired stereotypes about the South, but because a Madison Bumgarner dating a Madison Bumgarner isn't something Northern Exposure or Archer would have tried to get away with. Luckily, real life manages to be more interesting sometimes.
作者: MazdaRx7 (Boston Farmer)   2014-12-11 00:06:00
作者: fountainNess (秋本平吉千人将)   2014-12-11 00:10:00
他们那个村不都姓Bum吗www
作者: ZaneTrout (帅气火迷)   2014-12-11 00:10:00
有Ajizz的国际礼仪吗
作者: OnlyTD (娶妻當娶千反田)   2014-12-11 00:12:00
XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: mat394626   2014-12-11 00:13:00
MadBum 有Pretty tight吗?
作者: icemilkgreen (下广安柏霖哥)   2014-12-11 00:19:00
有没有很紧?
楼主: Zamned (Как дела?)   2014-12-11 00:20:00
Bumtown传说 XD
作者: ultratimes   2014-12-11 00:45:00
Ajizz正夯
作者: sabertomoaki (水手拿冠军!)   2014-12-11 00:49:00
自攻自...(欸这样如果OOXX时叫对方名字...
作者: kurt28   2014-12-11 01:13:00
XDDDDDD
作者: mrkey (距離太遠 思念太近)   2014-12-11 04:15:00
看来要去 ancestor.com 查一下了XD
作者: kuyung (无敌暴龙)   2014-12-11 04:33:00
Madison在美国还满热门的 男女皆通用
作者: alex710707 (PonWei)   2014-12-11 08:25:00
作者: yankees733   2014-12-11 08:53:00
Madison听起来是中性的名字吗?
作者: pantient (白哈哈)   2014-12-11 09:39:00
自攻自............听起来像里本的剧情
作者: Hans2479 (Grossdeutsches Reich)   2014-12-11 10:05:00
啊不就好BumBum
作者: JessicaA1ba (桑拉)   2014-12-11 10:40:00
Fxxk yourself
作者: marco79811 (梅山小栗旬)   2014-12-11 15:56:00
靠腰 我到底看了什么?一直Madison Bumgarner的
作者: wahaha5678 (Jç½µ)   2014-12-11 16:57:00
笑死我XDDDDDDDDDD
作者: art9141515 (Rafa's back!)   2014-12-12 01:05:00
What the hell?!

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