10 signs that you're an MLB player still playing in the postseason
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大联盟官网的新闻 没错 这种有点恶搞的新闻居然是官方新闻XD~
1. It's the middle of October and yet you
still have more baseball games to play.
1. 你在十月后还有一大堆比赛要打。
2. Your manager just called and asked why
you weren't at the field yet.
2. 你的经理刚刚打电话来问你为什么没有出现在赛场上。
3. Your dirty laundry is soaked in champagne.
3. 你的脏衣服正在被香槟清洗。
4. You called your general manager to discuss a contract
extension and he was like, "WHY AREN'T YOU PLAYING
BASEBALL RIGHT NOW?!"
4. 你跟你的经理在讨论合约的时候,
你的经理告诉你为何我们不先专心地打比赛呢?
5. Friends from high school keep sending you text messages saying,
"THERE IS ONLY ONE OCTOBER!"
5. 你的高中朋友一直传讯息告诉你,十月份阿!!!!!!
6. All of your teammates are too busy for a round of golf or
quiet day of playing video games.
6. 你所有的队友都在忙到无法打高尔夫 或 安静地玩着电动...
7. Every game this week is 10 times more intense than any
game from the summer.
7. 你怎么觉得这礼拜的赛程好像特别难打
8. You're currently on a baseball field in front of 40,000
screaming, dancing fans with a bunch of other people who
are also paid to play baseball.
8. 疯狂球迷
9. For some reason, Joe Buck won't stop following you around.
9. 你一直被记者缠身(残身)
10. You're wearing a baseball uniform right now, at this
very moment, while sitting in a baseball dugout and
people are saying, "Dude, why aren't you on
the mound pitching right now?"
10. 你现在正穿着队服,然后球迷还一直跟你说
你为什么不上投手丘把对手都干掉??
感觉像是把有打季后赛球员们的抱怨汇集成册的报导XD