[情报] 巨人赢球 这不科学阿

楼主: abc12812   2012-10-25 22:50:39
这篇作者就是前面说老虎会轻松解决巨人的那位
http://tinyurl.com/9cyyqw4
2:25AM EDT October 25. 2012 - SAN FRANCISCO — These San Francisco Giants
can't be for real, can they?
巨人队怎么可能这么猛?
When did they sell their soul to the devil, making circus catches, getting
bizarre bounces, and turning Detroit Tigers ace Justin Verlander into Barry
Zito and Barry Zito into Justin Verlander?
他们什么时候和魔鬼签约 把Zito和Verlander互换了是吗?
The Giants crushed the Tigers 8-3 in a game so surreal, you would have
thought that General Motors moved their headquarters to Alcatraz, and Tigers
manager Jim Leyland gave up Marlboros.
巨人很扯的打爆了老虎
What was so more stunning, watching Pablo Sandoval morph into Reggie Jackson,
or Verlander, the defending MVP and Cy Young winner, unable to make it to the
fifth inning?
熊猫变成神龙大侠 和Verlander变成赛拎娘 哪个比较惊奇?
"That was not a good night,'' Tigers Triple Crown winner Miguel Cabrera said
of Sandoval. "That was an unbelievable night.''
Miguel Cabrera: 今晚是个不苏服的夜晚
It was a historical night. Sandoval became only the fourth player to hit
three homers in a World Series game, joining Babe Ruth, Reggie Jackson and
Albert Pujols. In fact, no player has hit three homers at AT&T Park since the
Los Angeles Dodgers' Kevin Elster — in the park's opening game in 2000.
神龙大侠是史上第二位在AT&T球场三响砲的球员
The most stunning aspect of Sandoval's feat was that two of the homers came
off Verlander. The dude came into the game with a 3-0 record and 0.74 ERA
this postseason and gave up six hits and five runs in four innings.
最扯的是有两发是打在V壮身上
"That was extremely impressive,'' Verlander said. "I wish I hadn't
contributed.''
Verlander: 真厉害 真希望我不是挨打的那位
Meanwhile, Zito, who was nothing more than a $126 million cheerleader and
kept off the postseason roster in 2010, suffocated the Tigers lineup without
throwing a pitch above 85 mph. Maybe the Giants' 15-0 record in Zito's last
15 starts isn't a fluke after all.
两年前126M啦啦队长Zito用小便球玩弄老虎 Zito近15战巨人全胜
"Just going up against Verlander,'' Zito said, "I was coming out here
expecting a game that was going to be 1-0, 2-0. ... It was just awesome, man.
It's just kind of surreal.''
Zito: 我本来预期和V壮的赛扬对决会是小比分拉锯战
It was such a bizarre night that Joe Montana and MC Hammer were seen partying
in the same suite at AT&T Park.
"Well, you know,'' Giants manager Bruce Bochy said, laughing, "it's hard to
figure this game sometimes.''
Bochy: 你知道的 有时候比赛就是这么神奇
The Giants were also a prohibitive underdog in 2010 when they faced the Texas
Rangers with former Cy Young winner Cliff Lee. Lee came into that game with a
3-0 record and 0.74 ERA in the postseason and exited after 4 2/3 innings,
rocked for eight hits and seven runs.
两年前的鬼神Cliff Lee也被打爆
The Rangers were never again the same, eliminated in five games.
游骑兵自此一蹶不振 五场买单
The Tigers, who have Verlander scheduled again for Game 5, can only hope for
a different fate.
老虎希望不要步上游骑兵的后尘
It may be just one game, but let's be honest, this was a momentum changer.
When you're watching the greatest pitcher in baseball get crushed, it has a
tendency to play games with your psyche.
或许只是一场比赛 但当王牌被打爆 多少也会影响到心理
"I don't know what happened,'' Verlander said. "I just didn't execute. It was
kind of a battle for me from the get-go. I didn't know if it was the
(seven-day) layoff, or what.''
Verlander: 一开始状况就不好 不知道是不是休太久的关系
The Tigers had gone 45 consecutive postseason innings without trailing, but
they've now just been introduced to a team that has outscored the opposition
30-4 since Sandoval's homer in Game 4 of the National League Championship
Series.
The Tigers aren't about to panic and pitch Verlander on short rest in Game 4,
despite throwing 98 pitches on Wednesday. Verlander has never pitched on
short rest in his career and isn't about to now. Besides, Max Scherzer is
scheduled to start Game 4, and he pitched better than Verlander during the
teeth of the summer.
老虎不会紧张地把Verlander中三日 他们还有Scherzer可用
"It's disappointing,'' Verlander said. "Would you have liked to win Game 1 of
the World Series? Absolutely.
"I don't know if you have been watching, but the three guys behind me are
pretty good.''
Verlander: 我们后三号先发也很不错
The Tigers insist they'll be just fine, believing that sea of
black-and-orange was just an early Halloween party, and that the Giants will
wake up to reality this morning.
老虎相信一切OK 巨人很快就会回到现实
"This isn't the end of the world,'' Verlander said. "Nobody is hanging their
head.''
The Tigers, in fact, were actually laughing in the clubhouse. If they weren't
marveling about Sandoval, they were joking about Angel Pagan's routine
grounder that caromed crazily off the third-base bag and landed behind
Cabrera for a double. Verlander was re-living the scene when pitching coach
Jeff Jones came to the mound in the third inning when he fell behind 2-0 to
Sandoval.
老虎其实在休息室里很放松 还对"三垒"安打开玩笑
"I just asked him what he was doing out there,'' Verlander said. "I told
Jeff, 'All you're doing is getting the crowd more into it.' "
Verlander: 投手教练叫暂停的时候 我对他说"你来这里干嘛 你这只是让观众更嗨"
Well, Verlander got them into a frenzy on the next pitch, with Sandoval
sending his 95-mph fastball into the left-field seats.
结果下一球Verlander被干泡 观众又更嗨了
"Obviously, that sucks for us,'' Tigers first baseman Prince Fielder said.
"You don't want to lose. But to see that kind of performance in a World
Series is incredible.''
Fielder: 当然 这对我们来说不好受 但在世界大赛这种表现真的难以置信
While the Tigers marveled, deep in their hearts, they believe it was some
sort of fluke.
老虎内心深处相信这一切只是幻觉
Come on, Sandoval hit only 12 homers in the regular season, so now he's Barry
Bonds? Verlander has lasted four or fewer innings just twice in three years,
and it's going to happen twice in five days? The Tigers have lost only three
times in the last 22 days, and now they're going to match that in a week?
拜托 肥熊猫整季才12轰 所以他现在进化成Bonds了吗? Verlander有可能再次被打爆吗?
老虎过去22天才输三场 接下来会在一周内输三场吗?
It can't possibly happen.
Can it?
不可能 是吧
"I'm a guy,'' Leyland says, "that doesn't believe in momentum in baseball.
When you use five pitchers in a game that Justin Verlander starts, that's not
good tonic. I think momentum is your next day's pitcher.''
Leyland: 我不相信气势 气势是你明天的先发投手
And that will be Doug Fister. He'll be facing struggling starter in Madison
Bumgarner.
明天老虎派出Fister对决Bumgarner
Advantage, Tigers.
老虎优势
Then again, you can't be sure after tonight.
当然 今天过后 你也不能太确定
作者: miabcd199 (超级喜欢周迅)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
感觉就是作者被打脸后不肯承认 但又必须找个台阶下
作者: richard1003 (Deep Blue )   0000-00-00 00:00:00
运气好到垒包都助攻了,科学无法解释....
作者: Mooooose (养乐多'牛丼'披萨'笋干)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
作者:你们不要这样,我想当糗爷!!
作者: s9001111 (SABA)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
这篇好好笑哈哈哈哈哈哈
作者: Zack1031F1   0000-00-00 00:00:00
有笑有推 XDDDDDDDDDD
作者: gahooi   0000-00-00 00:00:00
翻得好好笑 很有才XDD
作者: lovejill2004 (罐)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
Zito: 我本来预期和V壮的赛扬对决会是小比分拉锯战
作者: andy880036s (築牆是一種態度)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
结果下一球Verlander被干泡 观众又更嗨了XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: dudu5566 (仁甫哥超MAN!!!)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
原文作者:人..人家才..才不承认巨人比较强呢>///<
作者: ck321 (ck)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
好笑XDDD
作者: yankeefat (本人内建试制51cm连装砲)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
有笑有推XDDDDDD
作者: alberthcc (给我偏财运)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
TPATPATPATPATPATPATPATPATPATPATPATPATPATPATPATPATPAT
作者: newest (C'est la vie~)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
好白烂XDDD
作者: DRPL (Zero Zone)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
拜托 肥熊猫整季才12轰 所以他现在进化成Bonds了吗?
作者: noahlin (该怎么说呢)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
明天老虎再输就差不多掰了 巨人1,2号都还没上
作者: ca1123 (It ain't over)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
咦,有傲娇的感觉?
作者: KINGTIGERX (细雨 河畔 摆渡人)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
哪会不科学…休太久球感差啊
作者: wsan (花火)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
Upton 表示 : ......................
作者: julianscorpi (各打五十大板流 免许皆传)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
我看起来倒像是崩溃了XD
作者: elong (人只是需要被需要)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
作者消遣自己不错啊
作者: geneaven (geneaven)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
连胜不止以后正常能量释放一下臭了吗
作者: snow5566 (雪花56)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
作者崩溃文
作者: Pharaoh5566   0000-00-00 00:00:00
鸡头真的在跟魔鬼交易 比赛时一直自言自语
作者: Drysdale (Been There, Done That)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
难怪Verlander看到投手教练上来时在笑, 原来在讲这个
作者: evic1224 (瓜瓜)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
验尿了啦
作者: bowenisagay   0000-00-00 00:00:00
果然真正强者被打爆反而会笑开怀~~像V壮根MO都这样~~
作者: johnny132 ([NGCT]J)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
熊猫要不是受伤回来委靡不振 绝对不会这么少轰季末也明显回温
作者: tonyselina (叫声拔拔)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
老实说他是自嘲吧? 怎么有推嘘以为像是输不起?
作者: nolander (自己国家自己救)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
崩溃文XXD
作者: kgii (好尴尬啊...)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
这就是棒球迷人的地方
作者: danceking (Mariko,Makiyo傻傻分不清)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
推乡民版翻译文 还有自裱XD
作者: numb124 (Patrick)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
Zito: 我本来预期是小比分拉锯战 XDD 真有自信
作者: Asucks (我的老婆是超人)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
打败红雀的球队,说什么也必须严肃尊敬之
作者: ultratimes   0000-00-00 00:00:00
V少其实才中六日啊,比起其他老虎投手是最少的
作者: fatbird (双溪舴艋舟)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
推翻译
作者: whj0530 (億載金城武)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
翻译很棒 有翻到精髓又够好笑
作者: bertrend (凡事反求诸己)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
休太少牵拖休太少 休太多又牵拖休太多 真是会牵拖 XD
作者: ernie80168 (方方)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
翻译真好XD
作者: xo1100 (虾蒸河粉)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
这么快就崩溃了
作者: leprosy (上班好辛苦)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
翻译尽得当中笑点
作者: rexxon (我要成为CP王)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
我爱这翻译 XDD
作者: cutecoffee (蓝色天空灰色羽翼)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
翻译真是鬼才啊!!
作者: Lordleo (国之将亡必有妖孽)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
翻的好!
作者: notime (永不回头)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
GOOD!
作者: JBLs (我是谁我是谁我是谁)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
这次真不赖XDDD 崩溃的专家
作者: johnny132 ([NGCT]J)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
结束了 脸又更肿囉~
作者: sherlockt (虾排)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
又输了 美国糗爷
作者: apflake (笨鸟慢飞)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
熊猫有六发打进海湾的全垒打,不强求全垒打而已,怪力是有
作者: hsuhuche   0000-00-00 00:00:00
原文作者超崩溃的啊....XD
作者: scientistR (Back Fire)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
翻译崩溃得好笑 推
作者: yslin6 (fool)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
2连败了,后天要让在被佛光山赢了,我倒真的很想看MAX会不会出来投G4?
作者: Swallow43 (绝对领域命者)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
当然出来投G4啊,请告诉大家不用MAX的理由? 起玛现阶段李兰爷还没说过G4要换人

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