http://www.soxspacenews.com/article/897
Padres considering John Lackey, by Jared Carrabis
The thought of sending John Lackey to the Padres gets a lot of people
excited, right?
这想法很美妙对吧? 把发球机丢到圣地牙哥去?
But not so fast. The San Diego Union-Tribune has reported that the San Diego
Padres "have internally discussed the possibility of acquiring starting
pitcher John Lackey from the Red Sox, if the Red Sox agree to eat most of
Lackey’s contract."
等等，圣地牙哥的报纸说教士高层讨论过换来发球机的可能性，前提是红袜吞掉大部分
合约。
That's great, right? Well, not really. Like in the case with Julio Lugo, to
get rid of a stinker of a signing, you have to eat a lot of their contract to
make them appealing to the receiving club. In Lackey's case, you're probably
going to have to eat a majority of what he's being paid, buy the acquiring GM
a Lexus, and buy a Rolex for everyone in the baseball operations department.
听起来不错啊？其实不。跟眼神杀手一样要吞掉有够多的薪水，才能让其他队伍上钩
发球机的话，吃掉薪水不说，可能还要买一台凌志给ＧＭ，还是给高层一人一支劳力士
Lackey still has three guaranteed years remaining on his contract worth
$45.75 million, and his contract states that the Red Sox must pay him an
assignment bonus of $500,000 if he is traded. Lackey also has a club option
for 2015, but if there is a trade, I'm assuming that the Red Sox will
negotiate with any receiving team that they will having nothing to do with
paying for that option, so exercise at your own risk.
发球机还有三年约，所以大概四千多万美金，被交易还可以多赚五十万，还有球队选择权
不过红袜交易掉他的话应该会想办法把选择权丢给对方吧
So here's my take on the whole thing: Don't trade Lackey to a National League
team. My reasoning is simple. Essentially, you're going to be paying between
$30-40 million just to open up a rotation spot if you send Lackey to the
National League. Is that what you really want? Because you still have to pony
up to fill the void.
所以我觉得，不要把他丢给国联。
你花三四千万，只为了空出一个先发投手的位子？
你还要付钱找另一个先发耶。
The point that I'm trying to make is that if you absolutely have to eat a
significant amount of money to get rid of Lackey, at least send him to an
American League team. That way, you're weakening the enemy. And I know this
sounds mean, and possibly that I'm joking, but I'm 100% serious.
所以我要说的是，你要交易的话，交易给美联球队吧。
这样至少还可以弱化对手球队。我是认真的。
If you're going to be paying Lackey to pitch for another team, at least pay
him to pitch against you. In the long run, the Red Sox will have a better
chance at winning more games during a season with Lackey pitching against
them and not for them, and that's the harsh truth.
你都要付钱让发球机到别队了，至少把球发给自己吧。
长期下来搞不好对上发球机比没对到发球机还要赢更多球。
If you're going to be paying Lackey to pitch for another club, at least pay
him to sabotage a competitor's chances of winning every five days, and not
some National League team that has no bearings on the outcome of the Red Sox'
season. With the worst single-season ERA of any pitcher in Red Sox history
and more personal problems than Lindsay Lohan, the man is a ticking time
bomb. Let him explode somewhere else in the American League.
真的，你要赔钱卖的话，至少让自已的竞争对手少赢起场球赛，五天炸一次
而不是丢给哪个影响不到红袜球季的国联球队。
红袜史上单季最糟糕 ERA，问题比琳赛萝涵还多的家伙，是个不定时炸弹
要炸就让他在美联炸吧。
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琳赛萝涵／眼神哥：躺着也中枪...

好机车喔XDDD

Lindsay Lohan用的真是画龙点睛XD

弱化对手球队 XDD

超酸的啦~ XDD

姜炸鸡....

........XD

至少把球发给自己XDDD

搞不好送走了 明年拿东山再起奖 科科

丢去美联弱化对手 有够酸 会丢到光芒蓝鸟金莺去吗

XD 超酸的...

一整篇整个超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

我想红袜迷一定很乐见其成

本来以为是翻译好笑而已 XD

好啦 袜袜出12M 教士出6M ^.<

酸度爆表

好笑XD

起码贴八成薪水，不然免谈。教士队又不是做慈善事业。

XDDDDDDDDDDDD

酸碱值至少2.4以下

这要换的话剩下46M起码要吃掉40M 他贡献根本负的

如果是美联球队，又能保证每五天先发一次....要红袜吃下全部薪水大概也不是难事XDD

教士:就算免费送我发球机 怎么感觉我还是亏...

教士的打线的确需要一点危机感, 交易Lackey是不错的选择

至少把球发给自己 XD

来费城 费城打线可能需要点刺激的投手 (误)

费城打者需要刺激吗 1分都打不回来... 遑论超过5分...

发球机要是去费城,那布胖怎么办呢?

还有阿Ken怎么办呢?

去费城可以阿 转型当打者

丢去水手刺激一下打线看看??

水手喔, 他一场掉的分水兵大概要花三场打回来..........

丢去别队AL 这句真的很酸XD

可能不只三场...

有够酸的~XDDDD!!记得交易到美东，基基:嗯?

与其买来给别人打，还不如让自己打!!

弱化对手？不要变成一遇到他自己场场被打爆就好大家都忘记宵夜威能了

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

去了教士就准备竞争CY了

酸到暴表 什么都吃就是不吃局数 XD~~~

把球发给自己 真是有够机车 XD

机车XD

丢美联还可以发球给自己XDDDDDD 好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

把宵夜请很大的发球机丢到水兵去应该很有趣....

"这样至少还可以弱化对手球队" XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

丢到NL才有机会丢他触身球阿...

至少还可以弱化对手球队。我是认真的。 XDDD!!!

琳赛萝涵躺着也中枪XDDDDD

XD

3A土狼蝙蝠队:小联盟选手缺乏发球机!!!

超酸的这篇XD

XDDDDDD

发球机的使用说明书终于找到了XDDDD