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一、
Flash Wolves game plan:
1) Get massive gold lead with three infernals, an ocean, and baron
2) Do nothing for a while
3) ???
4) Lose
FW计划:
1) 以三火龙、一水龙及一巴龙获得极大领先优势
2) 找段时间什么鬼也不做
3) ???
4) 输
＞　You forgot the part where you graciously give Baron control to the enemy team.
＞ 你忘了“亲切地给对手巴龙区控制权”这部分
　＞　You see the early game and wonder how they went 0-3 then everything else
happens and you realize they're awful
　＞ 看早期比赛部分，你看疑惑为何FW会0-3；看完后，你看意识到他们很差。
＞　They said KT wasn't at worlds wtf.
＞　不是说KT没打世界赛吗WTF
　＞　Come on...leave KT alone pls.
　＞　我说...让KT静一静吧...
全世界都爱鞭KT的尸QQ
二、
How do you just give up baron control with 3 infernals and an 8k gold lead?
到底如何才能手握三火龙及领先8K，却就这样放弃巴龙区控制权？
＞　FW = Free Win
＞　不解释
　＞　Now TSM will lose to FW because law of conservation of faith says so.
　
　＞　那TSM会输给FW－－信念转换律是这样说der
　　＞　FW are out of the tournament which makes them spoiling TSM even more likely
　　　　Kill me
　　＞　FW出局令他们更可能拉掉TSM
　　　　杀了我吧
三、
Swordart Offline.
＞　His play this game was like the actual anime, good at the beginning and then
just spirals into trash.
＞　他玩得就像SAO动画：开头很好，然后就慢慢变成垃圾
　＞　What the fuck was that alfheim shit...
　
　＞　ALO篇是什么鬼...
　　＞　What the fuck was that baron giveaway shit...
　　＞　免费送巴龙是什么鬼...
＞　TSM SWEATING INTENSIFIES
＞　TSM在狂冒汗
　＞　TSM现况：https://i.imgur.com/wdjXHke.png
四、
Flash Wolves Worlds 2017 Quest Log
‧[X] Disappoint LMS fans. (COMPLETE!)
‧[X] Snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. (COMPLETE!)
‧[ ] Also disappoint fans of 1 other region with a week 2 win. (0/1)
FW2017世界赛任务纪录
　　
‧[X] 令LMS支持者失望（完成！）
‧[X] 胜利在望却功亏一篑（完成!）
‧[ ] 赢一场第二周赛事，顺便令另一区域的支持者也失望 (0/1)
　＞ and it's gonna be on TSM
　　 i swear if TSM drops the ball here NA will never recover from the memes
　＞ 而那队会是TSM
　　如果TSM因FW而出局，NA将永不摆脱那些memes
　＞ "TAIWAN NUMBA 1"
　　 "WE TAKING CHINA HOME WITH US"
　＞ 不解释
五、
Watch Flash Wolves upset TSM, just to prevent them from getting out of groups.
等FW爆冷拉掉TSM，只为不让TSM出线吧
＞ They did that at MSI, could very be a possibility
＞ 他们在MSI就干过一次，很可能唷
就这样吧(′。ω。`)