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Tiandai (Tiandai)
2017-10-09 00:43:321.Doublelift got bullied harder than I did in middle school.
ＤＬ被霸凌的惨状更甚于我的国中时期。
－－Some says he is still saving his flash for next week
有人说他为了下礼拜的逃跑还在扣闪。
－－For "Flash" wolves = =
为了“闪”电狼扣闪= =
－－Please no that hurts
别再讲下去了，我很受伤。（该位网友87%是ＴＳＭ粉）
－－Good.
As a CLG fan, we need to shout this louder than anyone else:
#FREESM
很好啊。
作为一名ＣＬＧ粉，我们应该比任何人高声呐喊：
“#TSM又送一场啦”（Free-Win TSM，意指免费胜利）
－－tsm learning how to give fans false hope from the best
TSM正学着如何让粉丝对他们的期望跌到谷底。
－－As a CLG fan, I support all 3 NA representatives at Worlds. I will still meme
the shit out of them during Worlds, but I support them at Worlds at the same
time.
作为一名ＣＬＧ粉，我支持NA LCS的三个代表队。
我会用各种梗图／梗文呛他们，但同时我还是支持他们的。
－－Oh yeah, I'll support them...
But damn if TSM fucks up, I'll be whipping my dagger memes out for the
backstabbing faster than Ceasar can say "Et tu, Brute?"（注）
对啊，我也会支持的......
欸干可是ＴＳＭ如果最后没办法晋级八强，
我一定会用我的梗图／梗文直接干烂他们，砲到他们一句话都讲不出来。
注：原文使用了dagger（匕首） 和backstab（背刺），
是指罗马皇帝凯撒被刺杀前所说的一句话。
刺杀凯撒的一行人包含着他的养子布鲁图，
"Et tu, Brute?"是拉丁文，
译为中文大略是“还有你吗，布鲁图......”或“吾儿，亦有汝焉？”
这句话在西方文学蛮常被用到的，意指被最亲近的人背叛。
2.Doublelift pausing: "There is a bug my screen is grey all the time"
大师兄按暂停：“欸为什么我萤幕永远是黑白的？”
－－LeBlanc was so active entire game that he made doublelift think there was a
bug about a clone being on screen all the time.
勒布朗太活跃了，他害大师兄一直以为萤幕上有勒布朗的分身。
3.No tristana no doublelift
没有崔斯塔娜，就没有大师兄。
－－Hauntzer tried to carry him so hard, he was really playing out of his mind.
But Bot is too important right now.
夯蛇很努力在凯瑞他了，他已经尽他最大的力气但是这版本下路实在太重要了。
－－Sounds like last year when the bot lane was constantly bullied and they lost
out in groups.
听起来就像是去年世界赛一样耶。ＴＳＭ下路各种被霸凌然后小组赛就掰掰了。
－－Except that hauntzer wasn't carrying last year
对啊几乎一样耶。但是夯蛇去年超雷的。
4.I did not expect MSF to go 2-1 this week Holy God
我的老天鹅啊，我真没想到ＭＳＦ这周可以拿到两胜一败的佳绩。
－－EU isn't bad, just FNC sandbagging!
欧洲不差啊，就只有ＦＮＣ在那边雷。
－－Watch them beak longzhu now! :) who am I kidding... :(
准备看他们击败LZ囉～ （我到底是在骗谁啊我
－－BELIEVE.
#相信
－－I KHAN'T（注）
我觉得不行。
（注：原文把can't换成了Khan't，意指LZ的上路Khan。）
5.TSM Biofrost (Nami): Kog'Maw Flash - Ready
TSM Biofrost (Nami): Kog'Maw Flash - Ready
TSM Biofrost (Nami): Kog'Maw Flash - Ready
TSM Biofrost (Nami): Kog'Maw Flash - Ready
TSM Biofrost (Nami): Kog'Maw Flash - Ready
TSM Biofrost (Nami): Kog'Maw Flash - Ready
TSM Biofrost (娜米)：寇格魔 闪现 - 就绪
TSM Biofrost (娜米)：寇格魔 闪现 - 就绪
TSM Biofrost (娜米)：寇格魔 闪现 - 就绪
TSM Biofrost (娜米)：寇格魔 闪现 - 就绪
TSM Biofrost (娜米)：寇格魔 闪现 - 就绪
TSM Biofrost (娜米)：寇格魔 闪现 - 就绪
－－ｖYeah it seemed like he kept saving his flash. It bothered me all game.
对啊他为什么一直在扣闪啊，这个问题困扰了我整场耶。
－－Yea he had the same problem against RNG last year, he has a bad habit of
being greedy and playing disrespectfully.
就跟他去年世界赛打ＲＮＧ一样啊，贪心且不尊敬对手。
－－Humblelift > Cockylift
谦虚的大师兄＞嚣张的大师兄
－－You can't issue more pings
你必须稍等才能使用更多的地图信号。
－－Literally smh when doublelift died 3 TIMES IN A ROW with his flash up...
大师兄有闪还连死三次的时候，我真想他妈的一头撞在墙上。
－－2 of those he would have just wasted it though.
死的那三次喔，有两次就算交了也是铜闪啦。
－－I mean, he isn't Zven
可是他又不是Zven（指Zven都乱交闪）。
6.Fucking Wildturtle.
干你野龟／ＤＬ你他妈的变成野龟喔。
－－That's too harsh. At least Wildturtle would use his flash.
太嘴了吧，至少野龟会按闪现。
7.Day 2: Wow TSM might go 6-0.
Day 3: GG It's over, might as well go home now.
小组赛第二天：哇，ＴＳＭ可能会六胜零败耶。
小组赛第三天：ＴＳＭ滚回家吧。
－－Dare I say there are some slight overreactions
我敢说有些人实在有点反应过度啦。
－－When TSM is involved? No fucking way.
当ＴＳＭ是主题的时候？才没这回事。
－－so true XD its either "they are the best apart from the koreans" or "they
don't even make it out of groups"
真的ＸＤ，
永远只有“ＴＳＭ是非韩最强”和“ＴＳＭ小组赛就要掰掰”这两种。
8.MSF's mid outer turret lasting longer than any of my relationships
ＭＳＦ的中路外塔存活的时间比我的任何一段感情活得还久。
（帮ＱＱ）
9.Misfits with the fucking bronze to Challenger worlds campaign this week.
ＭＳＦ这周看起来像是从铜牌一路爬到菁英。
－－Having H2K flashbacks already.
Hoping for FNC to bring it back too.
唉，害我想到当初的Ｈ２Ｋ。
希望ＦＮＣ也能赶快回神才好。
－－2k15 OG flashbacks
2015年ＯＧ既视感。
－－man i wish H2K was here , i'm pretty sure they wouldn't lose to GAM or IMT ...
我真希望Ｈ２Ｋ有进世界赛。我很确定他们不会输给ＧＡＭ或ＩＭＴ。
－－Same man.. Same..
我也这么觉得......
10.Group D Right Now
Ｄ组现况
https://i.imgur.com/qhpSbmf.jpg
－－RIP Flash Wolves lol
哈哈哈安息吧闪电狼。
－－someone should photo shop a dead person with FW logo in the middle of the
circle
应该在图中央Ｐ个死人，头上放个闪电狼的标志才对。
－－https://i.imgur.com/YgNNoBw.png
－－You're a legend
干你好神。