原文连结: https://redd.it/74upw4
一边听贝克开喷一边翻, 所以如有什么问题请见谅QQ
乡民回应:
I'm sure Chinese fans won't be too harsh online about their number 1 seed
starting 0-3 at Worlds
我肯定EDG就算0-3开局, 中国粉丝不会对这个中国第一太苛刻 (这87%是反串)
At least they won't have to swim home this time
最少这次他们不用游回家了。
EDG are always top 5 in power rankings but underperform
EDG经常被毒奶榜排到前5, 但是他们经常都会烙赛。
Imagine how people here would be if TSM were 0-3, then multiply it by 7
billion people.
想像一下如果TSM 0-3大家会怎样? 还要把这个反应X70亿人。
Worlds Day 3: Return of the West
世界赛第3天: 西方势力的回归
(以上的是魔戒梗)
Worlds Episode III: Revenge of the West
世界赛第3集: 西方的逆袭
(以上的是星际大战的梗)
C9: Knock knock
EDG: Who's there?
C9: Owen
EDG: Owen who?
C9: Owen Three LUL
love me some twitch chat
C9: (敲门声)
EDG: 谁在敲阿?
C9: Owen
EDG: Owen 谁阿?
C9: O-3 LUL
我很爱图奇的聊天室
Jensen getting over 7k damage in a fight that lasted less than 10s holy...
Jensen 在10秒内的团战打出7K的伤害, 太神啦
He did more damage than the 9 other players combined in that fight lol
他1人>其他9人加起来的伤害 lol
If Shen is a dog champion then Soaz is a Chihuahua and Impact is a Great Dane.
Context for people out of the loop
如果慎是狗角的话, 那SOAZ的慎是吉娃娃而IMPACT的慎就是大丹犬
(连结: SOAZ推特 - 关于慎是狗角的言论)
DON'T GET HYPED ABOUT NA
DON'T GET HYPED
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
不要这么快就为NA那么HIGH
不要那么HIGH阿
这不是演习阿
EDG and choking at worlds. Name a more iconic duo!
EDG在世界赛又再一次烙赛被打爆。这是一个新的标志
0-3DG
这不用翻吧...(3倒转的E)
Contractz trying to get people hyped about victorious graves. I see you Riot.
Contractz选葛雷夫就是想令人大家奇待新的葛雷夫造型。我看懂你的RITO。
Fuck Chogath!... wait, he was useless this game...
妈的科加斯!... 等等, 他在这场0作用耶...
mid tower still standing
中塔还在
EDG are the best 0-3 team at worlds
EDG 一定是世界赛最好的0-3队伍
You can feel EDG tilting through the screen.
你一定能够在萤幕前感受到EDG心态炸裂。
C9 10k gold lead against EDG
EDG 10k gold lead against SKT
C9 > SKT confirmed
C9领先EDG 10K
EDG领先SKT 10K
所以C9>SKT合理
Choose your favourite China choke: LGD 2015 vs EDG 2017
选一个你比较喜欢的中国式烙赛: LGD 2015 vs EDG 2017
EDG prepared for SKT and no one else.
EDG只准备打SKT, 然后就都没准备其他对手了。
Riot: Fans are complaining about Victorious Graves
Contractz: Leave it to me
Riot: 粉丝都在投诉为什么出Victorious Graves
Contractz: 交给我吧
I hope people finally realise that EDG is a meme team
我希望大家都明白EDG其实是一队MEME队。
I really think eastern teams massively overrate Varus.
我认为东方的队伍真的太高估法洛士了。
And here we get a tour of the Great Library of Wuhan.
这是武汉图书馆的观光团。
Group A - destroying our pick'ems since 2015
A组: 自从2015年开始一直都在破坏我在PICK'EM的分数
Scout needs to stop copying my midlane lucian
Scout 不要再抄我的中路路西恩吧
EDG - Extremely Dense Garbage
EDG - 非常密集的一堆垃圾
Extremely Disappointing Gaming
非常令人失望的战队EDG
推特类:
https://twitter.com/RiotPhreak/status/916639189310963712
RITO Phreak:
Hmmmmmmm, I wonder if Cloud9 will be victorious with this Graves pick at
#Worlds2017...
Hmmmmmmm, 我在想到底C9会不会拿葛雷夫赢得比赛呢 #Worlds2017...
(造型相关梗)
图片类:
今天的胜负走势图 (这图很靠坏XD):
https://i.imgur.com/3CaZ22k.jpg
也是今天的走势图:
https://i.imgur.com/vjoT4gm.jpg
EDG LUL:
https://i.imgur.com/Q2mRVvu.png
WTF JENSEN:
https://i.imgur.com/TMKpnNK.png
那队比较惨:
https://i.imgur.com/LQRIH5r.jpg
(能不能加个FW?)