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原串:https://goo.gl/53F4X1
1.
[–]ZeTankNoMercy 1641 指标 8小时前
I HAD THE MOST AMAZING SEX WITH MY GIRLFRIEND LAST NIGHT, I CAME IN 15
SECONDS. AS I FACED MY GIRLFRIEND IN SHAME SHE PUT HER MOUTH TO MY EAR AND
WHISPERED: ''ATLEAST YOU LASTED LONGER THAN TSM AT WORLDS''
我跟我女友嘿咻的时候，15秒就去了，当我羞愧得面对女友时，他在我耳边轻声说
"别难过，起码你撑得比TSM在世界赛久"
- [–]jadage 177 指标 8小时前
YOU FUCKING SAVAGE. I LOVE IT.
你好残忍，我喜欢
-[–]ElementElement[Element Element] (NA) 47 指标 5小时前
HIS GIRLFRIEND IS THE SAVAGE NOT HIM
残忍的是他女友，不是他
-[–]Ginti- 174 指标 5小时前
HIS GIRLFRIEND IS AS REAL AS THE CHANCE TSM HAS AT WORLDS
他有女友的机率跟TSM在世界赛的机率一样。
2.
[–]itisgod 2108 指标 10小时前
THE ONLY THING TSM LEARNED FROM KOREA WAS TO OPEN MID
TSM在韩国唯一学到的事情就是OPEN MID !!
3.
[–]LegendsNeverDie1 1396 指标 10小时前
THE BEST PART ABOUT WORLDS FOR H2K IS THEY WONT HAVE A LONG FLIGHT HOME AFTER
GROUPS.
对h2K来说，世界赛最棒的事情是小组赛后他们回家飞机不用搭太久!!
-[–]RickardKarstark 396 指标 9小时前
THE WORST IS THAT THEY'LL NEED A NEW MID FOR NEXT SEASON AFTER THE CURRENT
ONE SUCCUMBS TO THE PTSD OF FACING FAKER
但最糟的是世界赛后他们得换个中路，因为目前这个在面对Faker后得了创伤后症候群。
[–]Digmo 190 指标 9小时前
SO BRAVE TO TRASH TALK A 3RD SEED TEAM
THIS THREAD IS ALREADY GOING PLACES
有勇气对第三种子队放垃圾话，这个串真是非常出类拔萃啊!!
- [–]Sirbllinky 82 指标 7小时前
YOU MIGHT WANT TO CHECK WHO WAS THIRD SEED FROM EUROPE M9.
你是不是该去确认一下谁是欧洲的第三种子队伍!?? ps.OG才是3rd seed
-[–]DimlightHero 69 指标 7小时前
THAT WAS PROBABLY THE JOKE
他大概是在开玩笑!!!
-[–]Squeakums(NA) 6 指标 5小时前
THE ONLY JOKE I SEE IS H2K LMAO
唯一一个让我看到笑到内裤炸掉的笑话是H2K!!
-[–]DimlightHero 2 指标 5小时前
WELL MAYBE YOU NEED TO STUDY H2K HARDER, BECAUSE THAT JOKE WAS PITIFUL
那你大概该好好了解一下H2k，因为那个笑话非常可悲!!!
[–]antesignanus[Bobert Greater] (NA) -1 指标 4小时前
BECAUSE THAT JOKE WAS PITIFUL
LIKE H2K?
-因为那个笑话非常可悲!!!
像H2k一样?
4.
[–]luckyshot777 1270 指标 10小时前
DYRUS WILL TILT SO HARD THAT HE RETIRES DURING THEIR FIRST GAME.
Dyrus会烙赛烙到第一场游戏后就退休了!!
-[–]Oliversum95 426 指标 8小时前
DYRUS IS NOT EVEN IN THE TOP 4 TOPLANER IN THEIR GROUP
Dyrus甚至不是他们小组前四的上路
[–]xbluux 590 指标 9小时前
TSM 0-6 IN GROUPS , DYRUS BURNS DOWN THEIR HOUSE IN NA , RETIRES AND LEAVES
20 PAGE E-BULLYING ESSAY . TSM MEMBERS ARE HOMELESS AND SEEK REFUGEE STATUS
IN EUROPE. GG
TSM小组0胜出局，Dyrus把他们在NA的房子烧掉，退休并发表一篇20页长有关电竞
霸凌的论文，TSM的成员无家可归，在欧洲寻求难民庇护。GGGG!!
[–]Smart_in_his_face 62 指标 7小时前
TSM 0-6. DYRUS LEAVES, WILDTURTLE KICKED, SANTORIN KICKED, LOCO KICKED.
REGI GONNA REMAKE TSM WITH A BUNCH OF MEDIOCRE SHIT, AND TSM GONNA COMPETE
FOR 5TH OR 6TH PLACE NEXT SEASON.
TSM小组0胜出局，Dyrus离开，龟龟被踢，山东人掰，Loco滚，Regi会找一群不怎样的
废物重建TSM，然后TSM在夏季会争夺5,6名!!
-[–]STIPULATE 211 指标 7小时前
REGI GONNA REMAKE TSM WITH A BUNCH OF MEDIOCRE SHIT
REGI IS NOT THAT FUCKING STUPID. WHY WOULD HE REMAKE TO GET THE SAME THING?
-Regi会找一群不怎么样的废物重建TSM
Regi没有蠢成那样好吗，何必重建一个跟以前一模一样的TSM呢?
5.
[–]ItsTheSolo(NA) 1586 指标 9小时前
LIQUID MADE IT TO MARS BEFORE THEY MADE IT TO WORLDS!
Liquid在到达世界赛之前先到达了火星!!!! (Ps 前阵子NASA表示在火星上发现液体)
[–]Nightdocks 877 指标 7小时前
AND EVEN THEN THEY ARE IN THE FOURTH PLANET
他们甚至还是在太阳系的第四颗行星!! (火星是太阳系的第四颗行星)
[–]cayneloop[Wow Such Jungle] (EU-NE) 77 指标 6小时前
AS IS, OF COURSE, TRADITION
啊...当然，这是传统。
http://imgur.com/JBd4G76
6.
[–]RestInPeppers 1438 指标 10小时前
I PROBABLY WON'T BE ABLE TO TELL THE FINALISTS APART.
我大概没有办法辨认参加决赛的人。
[–]RickardKarstark 891 指标 10小时前
YOU RACIST ASIAN, REKKLES AND NIELS MAY LOOK ALIKE BUT THEY ARE ACTUALLY
QUITE RECOGNIZEABLE FROM EACHOTHER.
你这个亚洲骑士!!!瑞克跟Niels可能长得很像，但他们其实有很多不同之处!!
[–]clairvoyantcat 367 指标 9小时前
HE MEANS THE WORLD FINALS. THE ONE THAT MATTERS
他的意思是世界决赛，比较重要的那个
[–]ChillOtter 283 指标 9小时前
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH EU IS THE BEST WILDCARD REGION FOR SURE
你给我闭上你的臭嘴，EU是最强的外卡区域无误!!!
[–]Frigeo 114 指标 8小时前
NO THAT GOES TO BRAZIL, OR HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN KABUM?!?
那应该是巴西哦，还是你忘了卡崩??
[–]Raogrimm 888 指标 10小时前
WHY ARE EU TEAMS CONSIDERED TO BE SO FRIENDLY?
THEY LIKE TO STAY IN GROUPS.
为什么欧洲队伍看起来这么友善呢?，因为他们喜欢聚在一起(留在小组)。
7.
[–]thornsembrace 423 指标 10小时前
OP YOU LAZY FUCK YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO WRITE GAMES OF DAY
原PO你这懒惰的GY人，你应该把第一天的赛程写出来!!!
[–]LegendsNeverDie1 542 指标 10小时前
HES NOT LAZY HES JUST DUMB AND FORGOT. NOT SURPRISING BECAUSE HE IS A FNATIC
FAN.
他不懒他只是又笨又健忘，因为他是FNC粉所以一点都不意外啦!!
8.
[–]Eightlegged 165 指标 9小时前
REGI HAS MORE EYEBROWS THAN TSM HAS CHANCES TO GET OUT OF GROUPS
胖虎的眉毛比TSM从小组出线的机率还要多啦!!!
9.
[–]YggdraYurilArtwaltz 158 指标 9小时前
THIS WILL BE OMG'S SEASON. THERE IS NO ROYAL CLUB TO STOP US AS WE HAVE THEIR
PUPPY. UZI GUARANTEES US BEING IN THE FINALS, AND OMG WILL WIN IT.
这一季是属于OMG的，当我们抢了他们的小狗后，皇族再也没办法在前面阻挡我们了，Uzi
跟我们保证他们可以进决赛，而OMG会夺冠!!
[–]PoolPartyAhri 179 指标 8小时前
SHOULD WE TELL HIM ?
该跟他讲吗?
[–]TheRealJonat 29 指标 7小时前
NOBODY TELL HIM
没人跟他讲..
[–]TurbinePro 3 指标 6小时前
NO, LEAVE HIM BE
让他去吧
[–]suzukayuka 30 指标 6小时前
YOU HAVE A BETTER SHOT AT WORLDS THAN TSM AT LEAST.
没关系，你的机会还是比TSM大。
10.
[–]Jetzu 2446 指标 10小时前
NASA THINK THEY FOUND WATER ON MARS, BOY WILL THEY BE SURPRISED WHEN THEY
FIND OUT IT WAS JUST TEARS OF TSM FANS.
NASA在火星上找到了水，但在他们发现那只是TSM粉丝的眼泪后会非常惊讶
11.
[–]MrBamischijf 1118 指标 11小时前
NA.
北美