Best "toxic" insults you've seen
Reddit
https://goo.gl/yTsaqq
[–]LinkerZz[Linker] (BR) 1869 指标 12小时前
"My team is so bad they can't even win a surrender vote"
我的队伍超烂，烂到连认输投票都赢不了
[–]DubPwNz 131 指标 9小时前 [–]DubPwNz 131 指标 9小时前
I'm totally using this for my ranked 5 team
打战队积分的时候我很常用
[–]Dustmila 3052 指标 15小时前
not even noah can carry these animals gg
就算是诺亚来也救不了这群畜生 GG
[–]TheJimMoriarty 623 指标 15小时前
It's nice to see the Red Cross opening a food bank down there in bot lane
看见红十字会在下路展开食物救济令人感到欣慰
[–]xaknoris[Xaknoris] (EU-W) 85 指标 11小时前
Or a close one "If my team mates were in Africa, starvation would end in no
time".
如果我的队友在非洲，饥荒就会马上被终结掉。
[–]Pete26196 2805 指标 12小时前*
"If I wanted to kill myself I'd jump from your ego to your elo"
Edit: Holy shit thanks for the gold msterious redditor <3
如果我想自杀，只要从你的自尊往你的分数跳就好了
[–]chawklet 1201 指标 13小时前
"You're like forrest gump without the running thing"
'What do you mean?"
"I mean you're just retarded."
你就是个不会跑步的阿甘罢了
(后面不翻觉得多余)
[–]alabarda 351 指标 13小时前
"i wish my ad carry was amumu so his tears can deal damage"
我希望我的AD选阿姆姆，起码他哭的时候有伤害
[–]Quadrahawk 1124 指标 14小时前
"hey yas you been to the beach a lot this summer?"
"A few times"
"yeah I figured you been tanning cuz ur looking bronze as hell"
"嘿你今年很常去海滩吼?"
"去过几次"
"嗯，我从你晒得一身铜黑看出来了"
[–]hyggja 537 指标 13小时前
Yi: "Hey Kayle..."
Kayle: "?"
Yi: "HOLY SHIT SHE'S NOT A BOT"
易大师:嘿 凯尔
凯尔:?
易大师:哇操，她竟然不是电脑
[–]nubu 279 指标 14小时前
Our jungler has the map awareness of Christopher fucking Columbus.
我们JG的地图意识跟他妈哥伦布一样好(传哥伦布是因迷路才找到新大陆)
[–]farenknight[Axeleration] (EU-W) 153 指标 14小时前
Lol, I had a midlaner say 'that jungler has less pressure on the map than the
atmosphere'
我们的JG给的压力比气压还低
[–]salmix21 72 指标 13小时前
But , the atmosphere has 1.013 X 105 newtons per square meter.That's alot of
pressure.
但气压其实有1.013X10的五次方牛顿/平方公尺，那还蛮大的耶..
[–]LCS_Pros_Hate_Me 235 指标 12小时前
I was farming the jungle as Lucian after losing lane, and my support says "Oh
look Lucian is in the jungle picking cotton"
LCS职业选手最讨厌我
我玩路西恩的时候输线，只好农一些Jungle，结果我们的sup说，"唉唷，看哪，
黑人在Jungle里面采棉花"
[–]TakeTheLantern 104 指标 11小时前
The username, Jatt, is that you?
这使用者名称.. Jatt，是你?
同场加映
[–]Wtangelo 594 指标 15小时前
Balls is Diamond 2.
Balls是个钻二
[–]FrancyTheKing 46 指标 10小时前
Jatt apologizes for this comment.
Jatt为了这个评论道歉
[–]Falconpunchd 14 指标 10小时前
"you should play baseball with throws like that"
你这么会throws应该打棒球
[–]haakron23 1342 指标 16小时前
"Imagine if ur parents weren't siblings"
要是你爸妈不是兄弟姊妹就好了
[–]butshehasadick 252 指标 13小时前*
I wish my stupid support katarina turned into a ward every time she died
要是我的白痴卡特莲娜sup每次死掉都能变成眼睛就好了
[–]SquidBolado[potato mechanics] 366 指标 14小时前
"You have as much impact in lane as that thing over there" *proceeds to ping
scuttle crab"
你在线上的影响力跟这个差不多 (狂ping河蟹)
[–]cLawwww 177 指标 14小时前
"You're more useless than the rune combiner"
你比符文合成还没用
[–]Zysora[Zysora] (SEA) 171 指标 16小时前
This tf so shitty he could draw brown cards.
这逆命屎到连抽出来的卡都是屎色的..
[–]Contra_LOL 104 指标 14小时前
"Shen is so useless that when the other 4 members of his team die the
announcer says: Ace!"
慎废到当其他四个人死掉剩他时，电脑会说"ACE!"
[–]kaizzlol 91 指标 16小时前
"fed so hard the whole of Ethiopia could survive the next year"
大放送，送到伊索比亚明年没饥荒
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有些不好翻，但觉得蛮有趣的
不知道台港澳版的嘴砲的是怎样