Grantland Exclusive: Redacted NBA Scouting Reports
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by Jason Concepcion
这篇文章非常有趣，汇集了作者 Jason Concepcion 他从
各队内线人员蒐集来的的小故事。在这边只节录 Kobe 的
部份，对其他队有兴趣可以直接去他的部落格看～
注：来源是作者的匿名内线，尽管这作者蛮大咖的也不见
得一定就是真的，就当故事看吧～
2006-2014 Former Lakers Staff Member
Everything with him is Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe
Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe
Kobe Kobe. I may have forgotten a few Kobes, but you get the picture. Hardest
working player I’ve ever been around and it isn’t particularly close but
the guy is like a basketball sociopath. Doesn’t know any of his teammates
names. Called Pau “Paul” even after they won their first title together.
Called Lamar “Larry.” He knew Fisher’s name. Thing is he called every
point guard “Fish.” He calls Steve Nash “Fish.” He used to make Smush get
dressed and taped in the broom closet. When I asked him why he said, “So
Fish can get used to being around the things he’ll use when he becomes a
janitor next year.” He was right about that one though. Once, Kobe got
Vanessa this diamond ring because he thought she might divorce him. Smush was
said something to the effect of that ring is bigger than my condo and Kobe
yelled, “Fish, get back in your closet!” That was funny. That was the night
he scored 81, so we were on the road.
Kobe满脑子就是“Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe
Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe
Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe
Kobe.”有可能我还漏打了几个 Kobe，不过你大概可以想
像我想说的是什么。Kobe是我见过最认真练球的球员，不
精确的说，他可能就是个篮球痴汉。
甚至，他根本搞不清楚队友姓谁名谁。在和姊姊（Pau G-
-asol ）一起拿到第一座冠军之后 Kobe 还是叫 Pau为保
罗（Paul）、称呼 Lamar Odom为“Larry”（干，看到这
里我笑翻了，比台湾老是有人叫他 Oden 还扯！）
令人欣慰的是 Kobe 知道老鱼（Fisher）的名字的，可问
题出在他把所有的控卫都叫做鱼（Fish），Steve Nash叫
做鱼、Smush Parker 也叫做鱼。
有一次，他把换上便服的 Smush关在扫具间里，我问他为
什么这么做？Kobe答道：“多和打扫工具相处，这样鱼就
可以提前熟悉明年的工作了！”又有一次，Kobe以为Van-
-essa 要跟他离婚了所以准备了一个大钻戒，Smush 说了
类似这钻戒比他公寓还大的话，Kobe对他喊到“鱼，滚回
你的柜子去！”这就是 Kobe 在客场砍了 81 分的晚上发
生的趣事。