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Soooo...im chillin in the hotel room in New Orleans! Q&A Time...todays
emphasis is on the funny questions ?currentmood??
so...我在新纽奥良一间饭店房里尽情放松！现在开放Q&A时间...今天的重点是要问好笑
的问题 #currentmood
Rice or noodles?
喜欢吃米饭还是面条?
noodles all dayyyy
面阿
Elsa or Anna?
喜欢艾莎公主还是安娜公主?
Olaf
雪宝
Will u come back to nyc?
会回纽约吗？
yes, on Feb 1 .... see you at the game
会啊, 我2月1日就会回纽约... 比赛见囉!
Favorite milk tea joint in SoCal?
你最喜欢南加州的什么奶茶?
milk tea doesnt really go with my in-season diet, but when i do get milk tea,
i love passion fruit pearl milk tea
赛季中我不喝奶茶, 但如果真要选得话, 我喜欢百香果口味的珍珠奶茶
Do you shave your armpits?
你有刮腋毛吗?
nope. i have super hairy armpits but the hair is naturally beige like my skin
color so you have a hard time seeing it...lol
没有, 我有超级多腋毛, 但颜色就跟我的肤色一样, 所以你很难看到...(大笑)
Do you consider your butt large? #JumboBootyJeremy
你认为你的屁股大吗? #大屁屁啾咪令
my trainer once told me I have a ghetto booty #JumboBootyJeremy
我有个训练师曾说过我屁屁很大 #大屁屁啾咪令
Have you had any other instances of being mistaken for a trainer instead of a
player like in NY?
你曾经被误认为训练员就像是纽约那次一样吗?
in washington dc they wouldnt let me walk through the arena until someone
came and validated that i was a lakers player...smh
在华盛顿时, 他们不让我入球馆, 直到有人来确认我是湖人队的球员… (摇头)
What's your favorite hairstyle?
你最喜欢什么发型？
my own hairstyle...which is currently an out-of-control mini afro that needs
to be trimmed immediately
我自己的发型阿…但最近有些失控, 头发快变成爆炸头了, 我该去修剪了
If someone dared you to listen to one song and only one song for a whole
week, which one would it be and why?
如果要你一个星期内只能重复听一首歌, 你会选那一首?为什么?
Friday by rebecca black
So if I'm on a 10 game losing streak of Dota 2, should I keep playing or just
give up? Who should I play to best win? Nature's Prophet or Tidehunter?
(表哥乱入)如果我玩 Dota2 惨遭十连败, 是该继续玩或者干脆放弃呢? 若想赢的话该选
哪个角色? 《群龙默示录》(Nature's Prophet)或是《猎潮者》(Tidehunter)?
you should give up dota 2 and just be my personal human courier in real life
hahaha. for those of you who think im mean, this is my cousin. we about to
play dota 2 right now!!
你应该放弃玩Dota2, 并成为我真实世界中的私人快递吧!哈哈哈大家别以为我很苛薄, 他
其实是我表哥拉, 我们来玩Dora2吧, 现在!!
do u like BIG HERO 6 movie?who is your Baymax?
你喜欢《大英雄联盟》这部电影吗? 谁是你的杯面(Baymax)?
I LOVE this movie. My Baymax is my older brother. Always there when I need
him the most
我爱这部电影。我的哥哥就是我的杯面, 当我需要他时他总是出现在我身边
What is your favorite thing to get at Chipotle?
你最喜欢去 Chipotle 点什么？
double chicken quesadilla ya digggg
双倍鸡肉卷饼
(Chipotle是一家很有名的墨西哥速食连锁店?)
Do you have ugly feet like most basketball players? Haha
你像大多数篮球员一样有双丑脚丫吗？哈哈
im convinced i could be a foot model in my life after basketball
我很确信我不打球之后的生活可以去担任美脚model
When will u plan to come back to Taiwan?
你打算什么时候回台湾？
this summer!
今年夏天!
Who the hell is he?
他是谁?
WHAT THE HELL?!??
天啊!!他是谁????
(有球迷p书豪的武媚娘图, 但事后已删除)
Lion King or Aladdin?
喜欢狮子王还是阿拉丁吗？
Lion King. I got a joke too. Why did Simbas dad die? Because he didnt
"mu-fasta"
狮子王。 我有个笑话, 为什么辛巴的爸爸死了? 因为他"木法沙"(didn't move faster
, 谐音=跑得不够快)
What Disney Role you would like to play ?
最想扮演的迪士尼角色?
emile from ratatouille
《料理鼠王》的大米
Better food..Houston or LA?
休士顿或洛杉矶哪边的食物最好?
is that even a question?!?!? what city is In n Out burger in?
这还用问? 看哪个城市有 In n Out 汉堡啊?
Do you like turtles?
你喜欢乌龟吗？
leonardo from TNMT and squirt from finding nemo are my favorites
忍者龟的李奥和海底总动员的小古是我的最爱
What do u want to name this face? Linald Duck smile?
你要为这张脸取什么名字？ 唐老鸭的微笑吗？
(球迷po书豪的噘嘴图)
I want to name this the "im not sure what im doing but i hope i never make
that face again" face
我会取名叫”我不知道我当下做了什么表情, 但这应该已成绝响”脸
How would you respond to allegations that this is indeed your best selfie?
你会如何陈述这是你最佳的自拍照？
(球迷po林还是小屁孩时模仿NBA球员带头戴的自拍照)
its up there. id say its a top 3 selfie of all time. my dimples are killin it
in this selfie
我会说这张是我天杀的酒窝自拍照的前三名
Joseph has a pair of COOL Kobe9,do u have one,too?
Babylin有一双很酷的 Kobe 九代, 你也有吗？
#threestripes
#三条纹(爱迪达)
Why is Parsons so attracted to you?
C. Parsons为何对你如此着迷？
he got that azn fever
因为CP是亚洲人控
would you eat someone's poo for a billion dollars?
你会为了十亿镁吃别人的便便吗?
no. never. ever. ever. doesnt matter how much money you give me
不!绝不!绝不!绝不!(因为很重要所以说三次) 不管你给我多少钱!
Who is the best shooter in your team, you, R.Kelly, Swaggy, Wayne ?
谁是湖人队上最好的射手? 你、Kelly、Nick、Ellington?
a tie between ed davis and tarik black
ED和小黑都差不多
what's the longest you've ever spent taking a dump?
你上大号最久的纪录是?
great question haha. one time I got salmonella poisoning and i kid you not, i
was on the toilet for like 5 hours a day...one of my worst experiences ever
好问题哈哈, 曾经有一次我得了沙门氏菌食物中毒, 没盖你, 那天当中我大概有5个小时
坐在马桶上…那是我最可怕的经验之一
What is your favorite Hillsong Song ?
你最喜欢 Hillsong 哪首歌？
Cornerstone
Do you and Jordan Clarkson have an Asian connection?
你和 Clarkson 有关于亚洲的连接吗？
absolutely...gotta watch our pregame handshake
当然有... 请看我们赛前的打气法
Did you ever try Nick Youngs pants?
有尝试穿过 Nick Young 的裤子吗？
no but i wear tight spandex leggings for every game. theyre pretty much the
same thing
没, 但感觉应该就像我每次比赛穿的紧身压力裤
Can you sing?
你会唱歌吗？
yup. i once had a solo in a christmas story musical when i was a kid lol
是的。我小时候还曾在一个耶诞故事音乐剧中独自唱歌哩(大笑)
do you ever fart on court and pretend it was your shoes?
你曾经在球场上放屁并假装没这回事吗?
im more a fan of the "silent but deadly" tactic and then i run to somewhere
else on the court
If you were a Bible character, who would you want to be?
如果你是圣经里的人物, 你会扮演谁?
I would be Samson and see how much I could bench press
Naruto or Sasuke?
喜欢鸣人还是佐助？
easy ... Naruto #MyNinjaWay
简单…当然是鸣人啊 # MyNinjaWay
Jeremy! Please say hi? Simple question!
Jeremy! 可以对我说你好吗? 简单的问题!
Hi!
#2 sport after basketball?
你篮球之外会做什么运动?
not to be stereotypical or anything ... but ping pong lol
没有一定耶……打乒乓球吧lol
what's your second favorite cupcake flavor on a tuesday?
你每周二的第二个蛋糕会是什么口味的?
cupcakes are whackkkk. its all about cookies #cookiemonster
Favorite cheese?
最喜欢什么乳酪?
truffle or gouda!!
松露或高达乳酪!!
Would you and swaggy p ever consider doing a sketch on a parody of like rush
hour? That would be just comedic gold!
你和Nick Young有考虑过表演尖峰时刻的模仿秀吗? 那将会是部黄金喜剧!
oohh good idea. maybe we'll try something like that in the offseason...its
tough during the season to find time to film comedic videos
噢好主意耶, 也许可以在休赛季试试, 赛季中很难找到空档来拍喜剧影片
how do you feel about pokemon
你觉得神奇宝贝如何?
gotta catch em all! no excuses.
我想拥有全部!!没有任何借口
which brother do you like to dunk on most?
你想在哪个兄弟头上灌蓝?
my older brother because he used to block me ALL the time growing up
我哥哥阿
Would you rather miss a buzzer beater or miss a open layup?
投失绝杀球或上篮放枪, 你选哪一个?
id rather miss the open layup because if its really that open, ill just get
the rebound and score 2 points. and i dont lose a game lol
我宁愿上篮放枪, 然后选择抢篮板并得分, 我不愿输掉比赛 lol
What was your reaction to your appearance on Shaqtin' A Fool? Lol
你对于入选Shaqtin' A Fool有什么感想?
Shaqtin a Fool is like my favorite thing...so when I saw myself on there I
was excited. But I didnt actually think what I did was that embarrassing or
funny so it was a little anti-climactic
我有看过那个, 对于上榜我觉得超级兴奋的! 但我觉得自己还不够好笑!
favorite food in NOLA?
你最爱纽奥良什么的食物?
cajun crawfish...they also have this bomb froyo place that I always go to
that I dont know the name of ha
印地安小龙虾…..但他们也有bomb froyo, 我经常去, 但我不知道店名, 哈。
THANKS everyone hahahah that was fun. Gonna go play Dota 2 and get some
rest!! Gnight everybody!
感谢大家, 今晚很开心, 哈哈哈。睡前来玩一下Dota2!晚安!