这几天没什么新的新闻
所以reddit上的标题都差不多
不负责任的翻译几样顺便复习练练英文
内容会用自己的话，毕竟不是母语者
最近看reddit觉得都比政黑有趣一点..
https://i.imgur.com/X1SVuUh.jpg
中国官方称：我们新增0个本土病例
台湾香港：所以我们终于独立了？
Remember that scene in Harry Potter and the chamber of secrets where dobby gets
a sock? This is that scene.
记得哈利波特“消失的密室”中多比怎么拿到袜子的吗？就是这样来的
#底下
Honghonk, Taiwan is freeeeeee
香港、台湾自由啦！
The hotel in Fujian holding those quarantined just happened to randomly collapse
. Those dead that had the virus were then included in the "cured" section of the
stats.
负责收容隔离者的泉州欣佳酒店很不巧的倒塌了，那些死在其中的确诊的人之后就算在“痊
愈”的那部分吧
#底下
technically they are no longer sick. lol
技术上来说：他们不再算是生病了
In communist China, virus cures you!
在共产中国：病毒能治愈你
https://i.imgur.com/5HfP0Wg.jpg
台湾把国旗印在口罩上，这样买口罩的中国人就必须把中华民国国旗戴在脸上
Next logical step is printing the Chinese flag on toilet paper.
下一个逻辑步骤就是在厕纸上印上中国国旗
#底下
Now everyone get to smear shit all over the CCP!!
这样大家都能对中共抹屎了
When mainland Chinese people come back with these masks on from Taiwan they will
probably be arrested and sent to a Concentration camp
当中国人脸上戴着这个从台湾回到中国，他们很可能会被逮捕并送到集中营去
#US, EU thank Taiwan for donations of surgical masks:
Taiwan pledged to provide 10 million masks to countries heavily impacted by viru
s
美国及欧洲感谢台湾捐赈医疗口罩：台湾允诺提供一千万个口罩给受到病毒严重冲击的国家
After this shitfest is over, Taiwan deserves more recognition from the internati
onal community.
在这连一串的狗屎结束后，台湾值得更多国际的认可
Yes, especially compared with the CCP's enterprising and tough diplomacy, Taiwan
has its soft power, goodwill and sincerity to other countries, somehow showing
a sense of elegance and self-respect. Different from CCP's high profile, Taiwan'
s low profile yet high capability has won the trust and respect from most of the
countries.
没错，特别是与中共积极以及他们强硬的外交手段相比，对于其他国家来说，台湾有自己的
软实力、善意及真诚，某种方面展示了其优雅及自尊心，不同于中共的高调，台湾的低调及
高能力赢得了大部分国家的信任及尊敬
#底下
CCP = persians、Taiwan = Spartans
中共=波斯、台湾=斯巴达
As an american - i am sorry our country has been shitty to you for forever. You
are so nice to us, and we treat you like garbage. Thank you for being a force of
good in the world.
作为一个美国人，很抱歉我们国家一直以来糟糕的对待你们，你们对我们很好，但我们却像
垃圾一样对待你们
谢谢你们成为这世界的良善力量
#Taiwan to donate 2million masks to US
台湾捐赈美国两百万片口罩
Taiwan is looking better and better by the day. Thank you, from the American pe
ople.
台湾看起来状况一天比一天好。谢谢你们
#底下
It makes me wonder if Taiwan is specifically trying to stand out for recognition
. I mean, they fully deserve it, and now maybe they're trying to prove to the wo
rld that they are their own people capable of rising above and beyond a challeng
e on their own. Hopefully this earns them greater recognition as a nation
这让我不禁想到台湾是否特意地挺身寻求认同
我的意思是他们值得这些，也许现在他们试图向世界证明他们是自己人，能够自己克服并跨
越困难，作为一个国家，但愿这样可以替他们赢得更多的认同
Of course they are, WHO is fucking them over. So they're fighting tooth and nail
to help out wherever they can in order to stand out.
无疑问的没错，世卫把他们操翻了，所以他们正用尽全力的提供所能做到的援助以求关注
They're helping out and that's great, also it has a built in "fuck you" to China
他们正提供援助，太棒了。另外台湾人体内内建“干你娘”中共
Taiwan: The China that the world deserves
台湾：世界所应得的“那个中国”
#WHO accused of suppressing information about Taiwan's coronavirus prevention me
asures
世卫被指控隐瞒关于台湾的病毒预防措施的讯息
WHO: Taiwan? What is Taiwan? It is not a member....
Then promptly discards findings and recommendations provided by Taiwan.
世卫：台湾？台湾是啥？他们又不是成员..
（迅速的丢弃台湾提供的调查结果及建议
#底下
“What is a, what do you call it? A Tie Won? Sounds like something the Chinese m
ade.”
蛤？你刚说啥？泰 湾？听起来像是某个中国制品
Then come up with the same conclusions weeks later
patting themselves on the back while the world burns
几周后还是得到相同结论。夸赞自己的同时世界陷入火海