最近我也觉得好无聊，都晃一下就下了
看了几篇在reddit跟台湾有关的文，有些看了蛮感动的，有些蛮好笑的，边看reddit边复
习一下英文
随便选了几个简单翻译（英文很久没用，意思懂，但翻译可能不精确）
#新闻：台湾在应对病毒上的努力取得回报
Taiwan’s response has been amazing, and they now lead the world in selflessly
helping other countries with medical supplies and expertise. They are not out
there tooting their own horn as they “help” others, they are just providing
real top notch help with the objective of making the world better.
台湾到目前的应对是非常惊人的，他们正用医疗物资及专业，无私地带领着整个世界，在
帮助其他人的同时也不自吹自擂，他们提供高水准的援助只为了让这个世界变得更好。
Not trusting the chinese is the first step towards a successful and healthy na
tion.
通往一个成功且健全的国家的第一步就是：不要相信中国人
#苏贞昌说应该称作武汉病毒
Taiwan is full of confidence now that they took on the virus without WHO help.
CPC and WHO can keep sucking off each other.
台湾现在充满自信因为他们在没有世卫的帮助下扛住病毒，中国共产党跟世卫就继续互吸
屌吧
#底下
Turns out not having help from WHO is more of a benefit than a disadvantage.
结果没有世卫帮助居然是利大于弊呢
#捐口罩给美国
I read the news that Taiwan was donating 2m masks to the USA and Colorado (my
state) gets the majority. I came here to thank you guys citiZens, government f
or thinking of us and helping us out. I'm just an ordinary citizen and unfortu
nately don't know very much about Taiwan but we are very grateful for your gen
erosity. I hope we will remember and repay if ever your country needs our help
.
台湾捐了2百万给美国，而科罗拉多拿到最多（我的州）
我来这里谢谢为我们设想及帮助我们的台湾人民&政府，我只是个普通的平民，不巧的也
对台湾了解不多，但我们对你们的慷慨举动非常感激，希望我们会记得并且当你们需要我
们帮助时做出回报
That’s beautiful! I am sure Taiwan will also help their neighbours and diplom
atic allies. This is the best time to be helpful so eventually more countries
will support its independence
太赞了。我很确定台湾也会帮助他的邻居跟盟友，这是秀出自己贡献的最好时机，然后最
后会有一堆国家支持他们的独立
#底下
We don’t have diplomatic allies over the table but we save people’s ass anyw
ay
我们在台面上可没有盟友，不过我们照样帮人擦屎就是了
#记者提问台湾被跳过
Reporter: "Say Taiiii"
WHO Director: "Taiiii"
Reporter: "Now say Wan"
WHO Director: "Wan"
Reporter: "Now combine them and say Taiwan"
WHO Director: "China?"
记者：台.....
who：台（泰）.....
记者：现在换，湾...
who：湾...
记者：现在把这两个字合起来
who：中国？
#在基隆隔离的加拿大人的亲人发了一张政府给的防疫包
https://i.imgur.com/fxbiDrG.jpg
Time to call the BBC and report the “prison-like” facilities in Taiwan /s
是时候叫BBC来报导一下这些台湾的监狱设施了
#底下
BBC has since taken down that article. Apparently the article was based on onl
y the mother's account thousands of miles in Britain, and did not interview th
e Brit quarantined.
BBC已经拿下那则报导，很明显那篇叙述采用于那个“几千哩外”的英国母亲，并未采访
两位英籍隔离者
#之前那个世卫官员好像下台了
Does it really matter?
From now on Each time when WHO holds a press conference, reporters should ask
the same question about Taiwan.
Let see how many people WHO can remove.
这有差吗？
从现在开始只要WHO开一次记者会，记者们应该问一样关于台湾的问题
我们看看WHO可以开除多少人
#底下
They will just all be replaced by Chinese.
Xi: "Do we still have to do everything ourselves after spending so much money
on these monkeys?"
那他们都会被中国人取代
习：我他妈付给这些猴子那么多钱了，结果每件事还要自己来？