亲爱的文青厂工们，两年一度的爱台湾作文比赛又盛大展开了
请试以11/17日晚间金马奖席间发生的统独争议为引。
论述《邪恶中国吞并民主台湾之心不死，我厂的路线才是守护台湾的正途》
参赛文章论述需台肯诚恳，不可让人发觉我厂企图激化两岸对立影响选情
As always, Ms./Mr. 厂工, should any member of your team be caught or killed,
the Secretary will disavow all knowledge of your actions.
Your asshole will self-destruct in five seconds.
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