※ 引述《nbarepeat (nbarepeat)》之铭言：
: 小牛队的镇队之宝东77到了湖人队。
: 湖人队的老大是雷霸龙·詹姆士
: 通常到新的队伍都要给老大拜码头
: 东77会怎么跟雷霸龙拜码头呢？
得先思考道别达拉斯时，相关评论内容：
https://redd.it/1iga84o
"I thought I'd spend my career here and I wanted so badly to bring you a
championship."
Fuck, man
“我曾以为会在这里度过我的整个职业生涯，也无比渴望为你们带来一座总冠军。”
真的挺干的
this is so brutal, even more so when you realize nico effectively called luka
fat and didn’t say much redeeming about him at all. i don’t understand why
they kicked out the best thing to happen to their franchise since dirk.
这真是残酷，尤其是在当你得知 Nico （总管）确实曾说 77 是个胖子、且没有说太多挽
救他支持的话的时候。我不明白为何他们会踢掉自从司机时代以来，在整个球团身上发生
的最好的事。
- He didn’t say a single word about this organization, this was meant directly
to this fanbase that has no more hope.
他没有表示关于球团的任何一句话，这是直接传达给希望已经粉碎的球迷们的
Bro they did him so dirty man. Generational superstar who loved his teammates
and the city
You have to think this fucks them over with any FA
老兄，他们对待他真的很脏。一位曾疼爱他队友跟城市的时代巨星。
是时候觉得这破坏了任何自由球员的氛围。
most vile backstab in this sport’s history?
算是这个运动史上最卑鄙的背刺？
Nico is a basketball terrorist.
Nico 是一位篮球恐怖分子。
I get why cuban sold the team but if he didnt this would have never happened.
Fuck nico trading a top 4 player, and justifying it as hes fat and we need
more defense
Fuck those profit gauging casino owners
我明白 Cuban 卖掉球队的原因了，但如果他没这样做，这事就不会发生了。
干你 Nico ，竟然交易掉一位前四球员，还说他很胖、需要更多防守之类的话，妈的这些
贪图营利的赌场老板
He didn't thank the organization
他没有感谢（原）球团
God fucking damnit, dude.
He did not want to leave. He called this place his home away from home, man.
Dirk had two fucking decades to figure things out and you’re just gonna get
rid of Luka at 25 years old?
FUCK Nico.
真的超干的，老兄。他没想过要离开。他将这里（达拉斯）称作离家还远的家。司机花了
两个年代才能表现出来，然后你竟胆敢在二十五岁就打发掉77？干你 Nico！
- Biggest betrayal I've seen in basketball. I really can't believe it
在篮坛中见过的最大的背叛。真的无法置信。
Stop why am I weeping??
等等... 为什么我会哭起来？
The Dallas Mavs did not deserve him. I hope he goes crazy in LA, He needs to
drop a 50 point triple double every time they face eachother at the minimum
独行侠根本不值得拥有他。希望他能在洛杉矶再造巅峰，至少要在双方每次交手的时候，
拿下五十分大三元
Mavs could win a championship this season and it's still one of the worst
trades in history
独行侠本季可能会再赢一个总冠军，但这还是史上最烂的交易。
https://redd.it/1ig8q9d
(提到 Cuban 未涉及本交易的事)
I bet Mavs wish he was still there and in charge
我打赌独行侠会希望他还在管理层内
- I like to think Cuban was driving around town last night begging (thru texts)
for Nico Harrison’s address.
我会想着 Cuban 昨天一整晚在整个市区内绕来绕去，（透过文字讯息）寻求总管的住
址。
Even if Mark Cuban was OK with trading Luka, he damn sure wouldn't have been
OK with trading him to the Lakers. He hates the Lakers.
就算 Mark Cuban 为77的交易亮绿灯，他一定不会想将他交易给湖人。他很讨厌湖人。
so of the $350M that Luka was in line for... Adelson straight up wrote a
check to Israel for $200M and another $100M to Trump
所以在本来要付给77的三点五亿美元中... Adelson 将直接开两张支票，一张二亿美元的
给以色列、一张一亿美元的给川普
目前的问题是，他根本没想过要离开达拉斯
但因为管理层不明智的决定，而且还是和死对头进行交易，才搞得一切天翻地覆、且今天
的比赛中：
╭──────────────┬──────────────────────╮
│ARENA STATS │Mavericks │
├──────────────┤ ◢▉ ███▉ ◢▉ │
│Arena: Rocket Mortgage Field│ ▉ ▉ ▉ ▉ │
│ Cleveland │ ▉ ▉ ▉ ▉ │
│Attendance: 19432 │ ▉ ▉ ▉ ▉ │
│Duration: 2:0 │ ███ ███▉ ███ │
├──────────────┼──────────────────────┤
│SCORING │ ◢▉ ▉ ▉ ▉ ▉ │
├──────────────┤ ▉ ▉ ▉ ▉ ▉ │
│Lead Changes: 0 │ ▉ ███▉ ███▉ │
│Times Tied: 0 │ ▉ ▉ ▉ │
├──────────────┤ ███ ▉ ▉ │
│ -inactive│ Cavaliers │
└──────────────┴──────────────────────┘
┌─────┬────────┬──────────────────────┐
│ │ K. Lane │ 1st 2nd 3rd 4th FINAL │
│ OFFICALS │ J. Van Duyne │Mavericks 19 27 29 26 101 │
│ │ N. Green │Cavaliers 50 41 28 25 144 │
└─────┴────────┴──────────────────────┘
还先让出将近五十分进入半场休息，这已经足以显示现实的残酷了...
因此纵使真要“拜码头”，起码也得先问回佩林卡（湖人总管），之后才能下更好的判断
、决定更好的结局。