※ 引述《Sapporo5566 (Sapporo)》之铭言：
: 看纬来体育看到一半
: 主播说的，包括达拉斯的记者也有发文
: 而AD要去小牛？
: 数字版键盘MJ们怎么看？
: 好夸张，怎么老板会肯把77放走？
有说法是指要清薪资（毕竟伤太久无法回本）
但目前尚不清楚Anthony Davis 的最终下家是否确实为独行侠、其余最终细节也尚未敲定
（有传闻指会扩大交易）...
不过提一提 Reddit 乡民的评论：（随机抽选）
https://redd.it/1ifpz94
AD : We need a Center
Pelinka : ???
AD : I said, we need a center
Pelinka : Okay... gimme a sec
AD：我们需要一位中锋
佩林卡：（蛤？）
AD：我说，我们需要一位中锋
佩林卡：好... 给我一秒钟
28 other GMs just found out Luka was available
另外二十八位总管才刚发现77是可以被交易的。
- Maybe 29. Lakers probably can’t believe the trade is real either
也有可能是二十九。湖人大概不敢相信这交易是真实的。
Anyone would get laughed the fuck out of here for proposing this
任何人都有可能会因为这提案而笑破肚皮
This might be the craziest trade in NBA history and it was posted one minute
ago.
这有可能是NBA历史上最疯狂的交易，且才刚在一分钟前发出而已。
Excuse me, what in the absolute fuck?
不好意思，这搞什么鬼？
This a generational hack cuz WTF IS THIS???!!!! LUKA IN YELLOW AND AD IN
BLUE???
这真是天大的骇入，什么意思来着？77穿黄衣（湖人队衣）、AD穿蓝衣（小牛队衣）？
- This has to be hacked. Has to be. The Mavericks would be absolute fucking
idiots to do this.
Edit: He’s not hacked. What the fuck.
这一定是被骇的结果，肯定是。独行侠要这样做，未免太傻了。
更正：他（指记者）没有被骇，我的天啊。
fuck outta here. No way this can be real. No way you trade a top 5 player if
you dont have to
ESPN just tweeted it. WTF. fire everyone in Dallas
干，这不可能是真的。
If this is real the Mavs need to be investigated because this is maybe the
worst deal in NBA history
如果这是真的，独行侠需要（被联盟）调查，因为这有可能是史上最烂的交易。
Is Luka about to be deported by trump and the mavs are just getting ahead of
it?
77是要被川普遣送出境了，所以独行侠才要超前部署吗？
This has been corroborated by multiple other reporters.
这已经被多位记者证实了。
Just cannot be true. It’s the biggest in history if it is. But seriously
just waiting for the hack tweet that follows.
这不可能是真的。如果是真的，这将是历史上最大的。但讲真的，先等看下来是否有被骇
入的贴文。
Damn the lakers wanna win in Bronny’s prime badly
该死的，湖人想要在小詹的黄金期中即胜
THIS IS THE CRAZIEST TRADE IVE EVER SEEN?? WE KNEW THE RUMORS OF LUKA TO LA
BUT IN A TRADE FOR AD??? WHAT IS HAPPENING
这是我看过最疯狂的交易吧？我们知道77想去洛杉矶的传闻，但如今冒出是要换AD？！发
生什么事了？
This trade doesn't make sense to me. Why would the Mavs trade the 25 year old
centerpiece of their franchise for an even though still very good player,
Davis is 32 and injury prone. Also leaves the Lakers with like no bigs and
both Luka and LeBron like to handle the rock.
这交易根本说不通。为何独行侠会将一位二十五岁的球队核心交易出去，并换来虽说表现
上是还好，但已经三十二岁且更具有受伤风险的AD？这也让湖人队几乎显得没有大个子球
员，而77和LBJ都像是需要处理难题的球员。
Only make sense if Doncic being deported.
只有在77被遣送出境后才显得有理。
https://redd.it/1ifqbr2
Kings fans feeling alot better now that a second THIRD team fumbled Luka
(删除线)
国王球迷感觉好多了，毕竟有第三队匆忙拿到了77。
So the Mavs just did this for the love of the game
所以独行侠为了展现对比赛的热诚才这样做
Dallas is going to regret this for eternity
独行侠将永远后悔（这笔交易）
This is way worse then. Having issues with Lukas durability and trading him
for a guy 7 years older with the same issue is mind boggling bad
这显得更糟了。明知77的持续力已经有问题了，然后竟然换来一位比他大七岁、且有相似
问题的球员，这真是令人难以置信。
didn't ask for a trade??????? tf are the mavs doing
没有寻求吹密？独行侠到底在干嘛？
https://redd.it/1ifqc1w
The Mavs really called him fat and traded him oh my God.
独行侠真的说他胖，然后把他交易出去。我的天啊。
Has anyone ever been traded in their prime after just taking their team to
the FINALS?
This is insane, this is the kind of trade you make in 2k and then roll your
eyes at the CPU accepting it lmao
有人在带队闯进总冠军赛后，在还处于黄金期的时候被交易掉的吗？这真的疯了，正常情
况下只会在 NBA2K 的环境中发生，还要盯着看电脑是否接受，笑死
- This is like one of those joke trades you see laker fans make that everyone
laughs at
Idk how it actually happened
这是其中一部分湖人球迷会开的交易笑话 但我不知道到底怎样发生的
all of this to distract from the fact that the blazers have won 7 out of 8
这是为了分散拓荒者在过去八次交手中，赢了七次的事实
“Luka such a fatty”
Mavs gm after luka takes them to the finals
“77是个胖子”
独行侠总管在77带队闯进总冠军赛后的言论
Dirk Nowitzki deserves the title of GOAT for actually winning a Championship
for this absolute unserious franchise
司机因为能协助这个不严谨的球团带进总冠军赛，而值得“山羊”（史上最伟大球员）的
美名
They really acting like he Zion or Embiid
他们表现得很想杨怀乐或者铅笔
不管怎样看，说“惊天交易”不会太过分
毕竟在没有征兆（乳摸）的情况下，能横世冒出这笔交易，这不可能说得上没问题，且其
他总管也想一探究竟了...