[问卦] 救命..我被一句简单英文考倒,怎么回?

楼主: abin0818 (佛心熊)   2017-09-12 00:37:56
救命啊~各位乡民朋友们,
刚刚有位外国人留言:
“Long time not to see you, bro”
我该怎么回?
“我在潜水? 我当宅男?....”
想了半小时回不了,卡在这
真的很认真问...
拜托教我简单一句英文回话,
Please....
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作者: aoisama (普通人)   2017-09-12 00:40:00
这句话跟how r u一样基本上只是开头问候语,不用回答
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作者: Hsicen (漂浪的歌)   2017-09-12 00:52:00
他如果在意你为何消失会再特别问,这句话单纯开场
作者: newwer (在下必须回到家乡)   2017-09-12 00:55:00
就客套一下啊,yeah I miss you so much,how's going?
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fooling around all day long doing nothing meaningful
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回他:请讲中文
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just fooling around
作者: Deno1127 (Deny_H)   2017-09-12 01:34:00
外国人问How are you 你也只需要回答Good , you ?就可以了,都只是个开场白礼貌性问候。
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I'm fine. Thank you, and you?

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