[问卦] 菲利普亲王是英国干话王吗?

楼主: fffffff4 (使用者在线上)   2017-06-20 23:20:30
伊莉莎白老公菲利浦亲王最近退休了
他在英国是著名的干话王
以下是他干话语录
1966: "British women can't cook".
1969: "What do you gargle with, pebbles?" To Sir Tom Jones after a Royal Variety Performance.
1981: "Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed." During the 1981 recession.
1984: "You are a woman, aren't you?" In Kenya after accepting a small gift from a local woman.
1986: "If you stay here much longer you'll all be slitty-eyed." To a group of British students during a royal visit to China.
1988: "It looks like a tart's bedroom." On seeing plans for the Duke and Duchess of York's house at Sunninghill Park.
1992: "Oh no, I might catch some ghastly disease." In Australia when asked to stroke a koala.
1993: "You can't have been here that long, you haven't got a pot belly". To a Briton he met in Hungary.
1994: "Aren't most of you descended from pirates?" To a wealthy islander in the Cayman Islands.
1995: "How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test." To a Scottish driving instructor.
1996: "If a cricketer, for instance, suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat, which he could do very easily, I mean, are you going to ban cricket bats?" In response to calls to ban firearms after the Dunblane shooting.
1997: "Bloody silly fool!" Referring to a Cambridge University car park attendant who did not recognise him.
1999: "It looks as if it was put in by an Indian." Referring to an old-fashioned fuse box in a factory near Edinburgh.
2001: "You're too fat to be an astronaut." To 13-year-old Andrew Adams who told Prince Philip he wanted to go into space.
2002: "Still throwing spears?" Question put to an Australian Aborigine during a visit.
2002: "You look like a suicide bomber." To a young policewoman wearing a bullet-proof vest on Stornoway, Isle of Lewis.
2009: "There's a lot of your family in tonight." After looking at the name badge of businessman Atul Patel at a Palace reception for British Indians.
2009: "Well, you didn't design your beard too well, did you?" To designer Stephen Judge about his tiny goatee beard.
2010: "Do you have a pair of knickers made out of this?" To Scottish Conservative leader Annabel Goldie Pointing while pointing to some tartan in Edinburgh.
2010: "Do you work in a strip club?" To 24-year-old Barnstaple Sea Cadet Elizabeth Rendle when she told him she also worked in a nightclub.
2012: "I would get arrested if I unzipped that dress." To 25-year-old council worker Hannah Jackson, who was wearing a dress with a zip running the length of its front, on a Jubilee visit to Bromley, Kent.
2013: "The Philippines must be half empty as you're all here running the NHS." On meeting a Filipino nurse at Luton and Dunstable Hospital.
2013: "[Children] go to school because their parents don't want them in the house." To Malala Yousafzai, who survived an assassination attempt by the Taliban and now campaigns for the right of girls to go to school without fear.
2017: "You look starved." To a pensioner on a visit to the Charterhouse almshouse for elderly men.
1999: "Deaf? If you are near there, no wonder you are deaf." Speaking to a group of young deaf people in Cardiff who were standing near a steel band.
但是英国人似乎不会讨厌他?
他的干话跟台湾老板的干话有什么不同?
作者: hankdai (hank)   2017-06-20 23:21:00
tea
作者: fuhu66 (⊙)(⊙)   2017-06-20 23:21:00
讲中文
作者: CREA (黒髪ロング最高!)   2017-06-20 23:21:00
他用英文
作者: h7558h (spy)   2017-06-20 23:21:00
看不懂啦
作者: soria (soria)   2017-06-20 23:21:00
屁啦 他的风评明明不好
作者: liujd (liujd)   2017-06-20 23:22:00
复制贴上
作者: womantalk (女孩版公告专用帐号)   2017-06-20 23:22:00
你没翻译我看不懂
作者: s1994314 (Alex)   2017-06-20 23:23:00
google翻译很难吗?
作者: nanozako (没名字的杂鱼)   2017-06-20 23:24:00
靠北 没继承到是正确的 没一句正经的
作者: qwpr (共潮生)   2017-06-20 23:24:00
高加索帅哥,而且人家是希腊+丹麦王子耶,高级帅哥说干话=真性情
作者: Howard61313 (好饿)   2017-06-20 23:27:00
根本是施盐王吧XDDDD
作者: flare5566 (flare5566)   2017-06-20 23:34:00
我只知道你看不懂所以只能贴原文
作者: sholi (拜╰(〒皿〒)╯托)   2017-06-20 23:37:00
秃头基因强大
作者: king72433 (TTO-55)   2017-06-20 23:38:00
随然八卦版上各各台清交成叶 但还是用母语好吗
作者: Ben54743 (BEN)   2017-06-20 23:41:00
有笑有推 很夸张

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