1.媒体来源:
wundergroundmusic
2.完整新闻标题:
Donald Trump's Popularity Growing After Promising To Send All European EDM
DJs Home
3.完整新闻内文:
The world’s worst advertisement for the wig industry, Donald Trump, is one
step closer to being named as the Republican presidential candidate after
seeing his popularity increase ten fold when he promised to send all European
EDM DJs home.
Speaking at a political rally, similar to those held in Nuremberg by Charlie
Chaplin impersonator Adolf Hitler in the 1930’s, Trump promised his
electorate that he would send “all foreigners home, even rich, white,
European ones, like those EDM DJs”.
“You know what I see when I look at this fine country’s entertainment
industry?” Trump asked the crowd of gullible morons at today’s rally. “I
see a lot of good American DJs sitting at home not able to get a gig on a
Friday or Saturday night. Is this right? When we’ve got European DJs getting
paid millions of dollars every year to play music in our nightclubs. If I am
elected as President of this great county, I promise, I will send all of
those job taking European DJs back home to Europe, making jobs for the best
Goddamn DJs on Earth, American DJs.”
Up until now, Trump’s support has mostly come from the “gun slinging idiot”
demographic but, after today’s rally, he is receiving praise from a much
wider variety of people, many of whom can even spell their own name.
“My opinion on Trump has completely changed after hearing what he had to say
today,” claimed potential voter Billy Hill. “I’ve always thought he was a
pathetic racist with a squirrel for hair, now I still think that but I’ll
probably vote for him to get rid of all of those EDM DJs. If there’s
anything I hate more than a bigoted lunatic it’s cheesy commercial European
dance music.”
Reports from the campaign trail indicate that potential Democrats candidate,
Hillary Clinton, plans to counter Trump’s promise by encouraging importing
extra European EDM DJs. However, this is likely to have little effect on the
polls as most EDM fans have yet to reach voting age.
According to experts, Trump’s new found popularity is set to drop
significantly in the coming days as a large percentage of the people he won
over today realise that Steve Aoki is not a “European EDM DJ” and will be
free to remain in the country should Trump be elected.
4.完整新闻连结 (或短网址):
http://goo.gl/CjJMmp
5.备注:
大概意思是 川普承诺当选后 要把那些在美国赚大钱的欧洲DJ全部送走
让美国本土DJ有饭碗 此举又让他的支持率上升不少
继墨西哥非法移民 穆斯林之后 美国柯P又得罪天龙欧洲白种人
而希拉蕊阵营则是打算让更多欧洲DJ来美国 以吸引那些刚可以投票的乐迷
川普:通通给我回去 不准来