Re: [新闻] 非穆斯林学生斋月想喝水 去厕所喝自己尿

楼主: L0v35 (是零不是歐)   2015-06-26 23:43:41
There were two white christian men, John and Mike, whose plane crashed into
a desert. Luckily they survived unharmed. As they traveled through the hot
desert looking for food and water, they gave up and sat down, thinking of wha
t to do.
约翰和麦克,两个基督教徒,坠机在沙漠里,幸好他们毫发无伤。他们在沙漠中寻找
食物和水,但过了一段时间后他们放弃希望并坐了下来,想着还有什么可做。
As the dust in the air settled, they suddenly could view a mosque ahead.
They became very hopeful. But then John said ''Muslims are there. They might
help us if we say we are Muslim.'' Then Mike said ''No way, I won't say I'm
Muslim, I'm gonna be honest''.
随着空气中的沙尘逐渐退去,他们突然看到远方的清真寺。他们充满希望。但约翰说”
穆斯林在那。如果我们说自己是穆斯林,他们可能会帮助我们。“,然后麦克说”我才不
会说我是穆斯林,我将诚实面对他们“。
So John and Mike went to the Mosque ahead and were greeted by an Arab
Muslim, who asked what their names were.John thought of a Muslim name and said,
'My name is Muhammad'. And Mike said 'My name is Mike'.
约翰和麦克到了清真寺门口,并且被阿拉伯穆斯林招呼,穆斯林问了他们的名字。
约翰想到了一个穆斯林的名字并且说”我的名字是默罕默德。“,而麦克说”我的名字是
麦克。“。
The Arab man said 'Hello Mike.' And told these other men to take Mike and
give him food and drink.Then he turned to John and said,
'Salaam Muhammad. Ramadan Mubarak! (Hello Muhammad, Happy Ramadan)
”麦克,你好“阿拉伯人说,他叫其他人带走麦克并给他水和食物。之后他转向约翰说
“Salaam Muhammad. Ramadan Mubarak!”(你好啊默罕默德, 斋戒月快乐!)
作者: ocean5566 (煙大屌熟男)   2015-06-26 23:44:00
SO?
作者: sai1268 (....)   2015-06-26 23:46:00
zzz
作者: hdjj (hdjj)   2015-06-26 23:46:00
然后麦克被砍了,约翰回家了 这结局如何?
作者: Pietro (☞金肃πετροσ)   2015-06-26 23:47:00
都给他水和食物了 再砍人家不会违反待客之道吗?
作者: unclefucka (冰不汁酱,酱不汁冰,难吃!)   2015-06-26 23:48:00
就是穆斯林耀他妈的再等到太阳下山为止不过若这穆斯林是受伤的,遇害的,还是可稍微解点禁..
作者: Pietro (☞金肃πετροσ)   2015-06-26 23:49:00
只是日后要补天数的样子
作者: unclefucka (冰不汁酱,酱不汁冰,难吃!)   2015-06-26 23:49:00
到时候破一天戒看故意还是过失,再多斋一个月或一天
作者: vesia (欧帕)   2015-06-26 23:49:00
万一穆斯林住在阿拉斯加,斋戒月不会饿死吗?长日照...
作者: Pietro (☞金肃πετροσ)   2015-06-26 23:51:00
现在的解决方案是看最后一次日出日落的时间为准
作者: kamisun (水银灯的主人)   2015-06-26 23:51:00
住在北极圈内半年都是白天喔 >_^
作者: Pietro (☞金肃πετροσ)   2015-06-26 23:52:00
http://www.storm.mg/lifestyle/53562 不过也约有19个小时的样子
作者: u9010533 (...)   2015-06-27 00:15:00
这正是妙的地方 穆斯林几乎没有高纬度国家 而且很多产油

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