※ 引述《vigle5566 (威哥)》之铭言：
: 肥宅窝的日常就是窝居在家玩炉石
: 如果想要认识妹子这样肯定是不行der
: 但是出门跟妹子搭讪要怎开口才不会立马被报警或是上电子脚镣呢?
: 肥宅也是很认真地洗香喷喷惹
: 也有在房里拿起女神抱枕练惹一下举重
: 这样子女孩可以不要拒绝窝惹吗?
: 优没优怎样才不会被妹子拒绝的八卦? o'_'o
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其实离不离开PTT不是重点
用网络也可以快速认识女生
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首先将你的大头贴 换成跟双B的合照 ((不要LEXUS 他们不懂
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第二 不要发废文 合照不要都是跟长的宅宅的人一起
最好是穿者西装走拼事业路线
或跟兄弟喝着酒走八嘎炯路线 ((最好让几包菸入镜
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最后多PO一点名牌.潮牌的照片
然后写着莫忘初衷之类的成语
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在生活中就不同了
记住 千万不要拿着几千块就约人家要不要去喝咖啡之类的
这样太粗(ㄕ)俗(ㄠ)了(ˇ) 人家是女生欸~!!!
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只少也要有个几十万才像话
以上提供你参考囉
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