※ 引述《tp943308 (lemon)》之铭言：
: ※ 引述《dodoro1 (show)》之铭言：
: : 国民党台中市第二选区将由现任立委颜宽恒竞选连任，但同样在该选区经营已久的不分区
: : 蓝委纪国栋可能脱党参选。对此颜宽恒上午受访说，地方上的确实传闻很多，但因为还没
: : 确定，不会对此回应，尊重纪的意愿，大家都是要为地方努力，他会继续一步一脚印，争
: : 取选民认同。
: : 媒体问，纪国栋若脱党参选，是否会影响选情？颜宽恒说，当然会，明年大选情势困难，
: : 蓝绿一对一对决，要赢都很困难，何况还三强鼎立，希望党部能多与纪国栋沟通，不要演
: : 变到那样的局面。颜宽恒也说，他最近看网络、看电视，消息都还没确定，会先静观其变
: : 。
: : 媒体好奇，颜宽恒平常会上网看网友留言吗？颜宽恒说，他都会上网看资料，也会看网友
: : 讨论的话题，他觉得网友留言都很辛辣，触角也很广，但有些流言，根本不是事实。
: : 媒体勇敢追问，那知道什么是消波块吗？颜宽恒说，知道不好的意思，也很讽刺，让人不
: : 得不佩服网友的想像力、发言的方向，但很多关于他们家的评论，根事实相差太远，对人
: : 的基本尊重也没有，但毕竟是网友的发言，也不知道对方是谁，无法回应。（何哲欣／台
: : 北报导）
: : http://www.appledaily.com.tw/realtimenews/article/politics/20150521/614297/
: 可不可以别在绑架神明了阿
: 每次看到高美湿地跟台中港的海
: 他们都在对我哭泣你知道吗 ?
: 襙你的 台中海线死胖子
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: a physical or mental nature, and will therefore incontrovertibly refrain from
: all suicidal actions or any events that may be thus construed.
: I do not suffer from insomnia, and therefore do not and will not take sleep-
: inducing medication of any kind.
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: illegal substances.
: I have never and will never venture in the vicinity of the following:
: 1. Open waters.
: 2. Swimming pools where a lifeguard is not present.
: 3. Places where high-pressured or hazardous gases are present, or basements
: or water storage facilities lacking proper ventilation.
: 4. Any elevated location where no proper safety rails or safeguards are
: present.
: 5. Any construction site (except those pertaining to the demolishing of the
: government), including sites where breakwater blocks are made.
: 6. Any site or locale not covered in the above criteria, but is nevertheless
: not where normal persons of sound mind and body will enter.
: I have and will always adhere strictly to the following:
: 1. I will thoroughly inspect my vehicle for any faults or malfunctions before
: driving, and will turn off the power on my vehicle and on my cell phone
: before refueling.
: 2. I will never run a red light, nor accelerate past a yellow light.
: 3. When taking any form of rail transport, before the train has come to a
: complete stop, I will always retreat to a distance of at least one step
: behind the waiting line.
: 4. When riding a motorcycle, I will always wear a certified helmet; when
: driving or riding in a car, I will always wear a seat belt.
: 5. I will never venture near any locale or equipment where radiation poses an
: immediate risk to the human body (for example, nuclear power plants).
: 6. I will never head into the mountains or to the seashore during typhoons or
: otherwise stormy weather.
: I have and will always do my utmost to adhere to safety standards when using
: appliances and equipment powered by electricity, natural gas, or fire.
: The electrical wiring in my residence is in compliance with relevant
: regulations, and has not nor will ever be the cause of a fire.
: I have and will never store excessive amounts of flammable gases or liquids
: in my residence.
: My bathrooms are free of all electric appliances, except necessary lighting.
: Before sleeping, I always turn off all electric appliances, except any
: necessary lighting, the refrigerator, and electric fans.
: I have and will never engage in disputes or clashes, physical or otherwise,
: with persons with whom I am not acquainted. Moreover, I have and will always
: strive to ensure my personal safety.
: If, after being notified of the above, my fellow netizens discover that this
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: please do all in your means to seek justice for me. Thank you.
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