※ 引述《hansgaygay (玉米花)》之铭言：
: 我是肥宅
: 台湾是一个宗教自由的小国
: 有天帝教 基督 天主 紫衣神教 妙天 等等
: 如果宗教是必修的话
: 有哪个宗教适合肥宅吗
摩门教
创教先知
Joseph Smith


以下是他的妻子们(有纪录的)


姓名 年龄
Emma Hale (Smith) 22
Fanny Alger 16
Lucinda Pendleton Morgan Harris 37
Louisa Beaman 26
Zina Diantha Huntington (Jacobs) 20
Presendia Lathrop Huntington (Buell) 31
Agnes Moulton Coolbrith (Smith) 31
Sylvia Porter Sessions Lyon 23
Mary Elizabeth Rollins Lightner 23
Patty Bartlett (Sessions) 47
Marinda Nancy Johnson (Hyde) 27 (16)
Elizabeth Davis (Brackenbury Durfee) 50
Sally Ann Fuller 26?
Sarah Maryetta Kingsley (Howe Cleveland)53
Delcena Johnson (Sherman) 37
Eliza Roxcy Snow 38
Sarah Ann Whitney 17
Martha McBride (Knight) 37
Sarah Bapson ?
Ruth D. Vose (Sayers) 34
Flora Ann Woodworth 16
Emily Dow Partridge 19
Eliza Maria Partridge 22
Almera Woodward Johnson 30
Lucy Walker 17
Sarah Lawrence 17
Maria Lawrence 19
Helen Mar Kimball 14
Hannah Ells 29
Elvira Annie Cowles (Holmes) 29
Rhoda Richards 58
Desdemona Fullmer 32
Olive Grey Frost 27
Mary Ann Frost (Pratt) 34
Melissa Lott 19
Nancy Mariah Winchester 14
Fanny Young (Murray) 56
Mary Houston ?
Sarah Scott ?
Olive Andrews ?
Jane Tippets ?
Sophia Sanburn ?
Phoebe Watrous (Woodworth) ?
Vienna Jaques ?
Clarissa Reed Hancock 19
(Mrs Blossom) ?
Mary Huston ?
Cordelia Calista Morley ?
Nancy Maria Smith ?
Jane Tibbets ?
Sophia Woodman ?
看到14岁那个惊呆了

甲甲信 摩肛门教

佛教也一堆上师在传体液的