90年代知名英摇团Blur在1996年推出了一首单曲Charmless Man，
当时Blur和另一团声势如日中天的Oasis水火不容，
主唱Damon Albarn就写了这首歌嘲讽Oasis主唱，
这首歌MV就会看到如影随形的Damon Albarn用一张帅脸耍贱，
没想到，在十八年后，这首歌似乎在台湾现今社会也能套用，
有没有Damon Albarn这个帅哥先知的八卦？
Charmless Man
I met him in a crowded room
Where people go to drink away their gloom
He sat me down and so began
The story of a charmless man
Educated the expensive way
He knows his claret from a beaujolais
I think he'd like to have been Ronnie Kray
But then nature didn't make him that way
He thinks his educated airs those family shares
Will protect him, that you will respect him
He moves in circles of friends who just pretend that they like him
He does the same to them and when you put it all together
There's the model of a charmless man
He knows the swingers and their cavalry
Says he can get in anywhere for free
I began to go a little cross eyed
And from this charmless man I just had to hide
He talks at speed he gets nose bleeds
He doesn't see his days are tumbling down upon him
Yet he tries so hard to please he's just so keen for you to listen
But no-one is listening and when you put it all together
There's the model of a charmless man
He thinks his educated airs, those family shares
Will protect him, that you will respect him
Yet he tries so hard to please he's just so keen for you to listen
But no-one is listening and when you put it all together
There's the model of a charmless man
缺乏魅力的男人
我是在一间挤满人的房间里遇见他的
人们都在那里买醉解忧愁
待他坐下后便开始了
一个缺乏魅力男人的故事
他花大钱受高等教育
他知道他所品尝的红酒是博酒莱
我认为他想让自己看起来像 Ronnie Kray
但他天生就不适合那个模样
他认为自己气质非凡，所继承的良好家世
将会保护他，而你会尊重他
他的朋友们只是假装喜欢他
而他对他们也是一样假惺惺，当你把这些事情组合在一起
一个缺乏魅力男人的模型就产生了
他认识公子哥儿们和他们的小囉囉
说他到任何地方都享有免费优待
我开始斜眼瞥他
也从此时起看到这个缺乏魅力的男人就闪得远远的装做没看见
他得意洋洋的讲话激动得要流鼻血
他却看不见自己人生都轰然倒塌成为无物
然而，他用尽心力试图取悦你只为了要你成为他的听众
但是根本没有人在听，当你把这些事情组合在一起
一个缺乏魅力男人的模型就产生了
他认为自己气质非凡，所继承的良好家世
将会保护他，而你会尊重他
然而，他用尽心力试图取悦你只为了要你成为他的听众
但是根本没有人在听，当你把这些事情组合在一起
一个缺乏魅力男人的模型就产生了
这首歌一定iPad Damon的帅脸服用哦：
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1a_4CN4onA
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