[问卦] 有没有认识洋妞时 第一句话要讲啥的八卦?

楼主: KobeKober (莫斯科妇女夜惊魂)   2014-07-08 01:50:06
各位好 我是阿鲁狗鼻
强者我朋友 下个月就要去米国游学一个月的说
强者我朋友最近在问阿鲁说 第一次认识洋妞时在讲啥话&要聊啥话题会比较好
因为阿鲁和强者我朋友所去的地方南辕北侧 所以阿鲁很怕给他错的意见
所以想请众鲁蛇们 集思广益一下
究竟要讲那些话才比较符合洋妞的口味的说?
请不要讲"咩修干谋"这类的话 ! 感谢
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反正如果聊到洋妞说YOU ARE SO CUTE 就是对你有点意思了
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