https://x.com/theathleticfc/status/2036513021871206477
Kylian Mbappe’s knee injury was misdiagnosed after Real Madrid medical staff pe
rformed an MRI scan on the wrong leg back in December.
When no problem was found after a scan of his uninjured right knee, the 27-year-
old featured in three games for Madrid before the mistake was realised and recti
fied.
马德里的医疗团队12月帮Mbappe进行膝伤检查时
MRI不慎照到没受伤的那只脚
所以以为膝盖没问题
之后又出赛三场才发现不对
https://i.imgur.com/PCr7hFf.jpeg
前营养师对马德里医疗团队的指控
https://x.com/madridxtra/status/2036546669270147078
BREAKING: Summary on Real Madrid’s former nutrition specialist Itziar González
statements about Real Madrid’s medical staff since she left the club in Decemb
er:
快讯：整理自皇家马德里前营养专家Itziar González自去年12月离开球队后，对球队医疗
团队的相关发言：
On her first day, the medical staff told her that they know how to manipulate Fl
orentino Pérez and will make him think she’s incompetent so she gets fired
她表示，在她上任第一天，医疗团队就告诉她，他们知道如何操控Florentino Pérez，并
会让他认为她不专业，从而让她被解雇
Food that she advised against was served at the buffet
她建议不要提供的食物，仍被端上自助餐
The chef ignored her input and cooked whatever he wanted
厨师无视她的建议，照自己想法烹调
The doctors/physiotherapists told the players to ignore her instructions and she
wasn’t updated on how the players are doing
医师与物理治疗师告诉球员不要理会她的指示，而且她也无法掌握球员的状况更新
Real Madrid’s doctor believes that food and supplements have nothing to do with
injuries and performance
球队医师认为饮食与营养补充与伤病及表现无关
‧Players who did work with her said that they saw a lot of improvements. No mor
e tiredness or pain, way less cramps, more agility and pace
与她合作的球员表示有明显改善：不再感到疲劳或疼痛，抽筋大幅减少，敏捷度与速度提升
Players were extremely respectful and great to work with but are ‘victims in a
cage built by the medical staff’
球员对她非常尊重且合作愉快，但她认为他们是“被医疗团队打造的体系所困住的受害者”
The medical staff were upset that the players loved her work, so they then proce
eded to make false accusations to get her fired
医疗团队因球员喜欢她的工作而感到不满，进而提出不实指控以让她被解雇
After the players told her they’ll protect her and tell the truth to Florentino
Pérez, she was prevented from any contact with the players, she wasn’t allowe
d to go to matches, and then she got fired
在球员表示会保护她并向Florentino Pérez说明真相后，她被禁止与球员接触、不得随队
出赛，之后遭到解雇
She called Real Madrid’s medical staff ‘Ignorant, well-connected narcissists w
ho only hurt the players’ and said the club should look for competent, educated
people
她称皇家马德里医疗团队为“无知、关系良好的自恋者，只会伤害球员”，并表示球队应该
寻找更有能力且受过良好教育的人才
‧ Real Madrid’s medical staff use the free version of ChatGPT to give suppleme
nts to the players
她表示皇家马德里医疗团队使用免费版的ChatGPT来决定球员的营养品方案

马德里不思议

XDDDDD哈拉照

神了！搞笑喔？

医生: Left knee? Mbappe: Right!

笑死

马德里兽医

哪里可以应征皇马医疗团队 我也会用chatgpt 而且我用付费版比较厉害

我们请这位窝阔台医生来判断一下你的膝盖状况

真假 这也太闹

这哪出戏

蛤？

没想到皇马除了宫斗剧好看以外连管理层都这么有戏 XDDD

谢谢有笑到

蛤？ 真假？

老佛爷怎么好骗？

哈拉照XDDDDD

皇马也是很离谱

太唬烂了吧... 整个就是蛤

有够离谱XD

笑死

其实Hazard以前在皇马也被误诊过，不过大家应该只记得他变汉堡王了

传真机的时候就知道是马戏团了

好搞笑

感觉有点唬烂 球员自己哪边痛不知道吗 我右脚痛 你会说我左脚痛吗 有点不合理...

罗德里戈真的被皇马耽搁兽医团队

皇马医疗团队 不意外

一开始觉得很好笑 但后来传得越来越真 真的是起承转蛤

球员说右脚痛但是医疗团队看完片子说吃几天止痛消炎就没事了再踢三场之后才发现当初看的是左脚的片子<= 现在在这里

所以阿炸贝尔要变千古奇冤了吗XD 大家都是回国家队变健康，回皇马就伤病缠身

有内鬼 停止交易

笑死 皇马兽医团

兽医都没这么离谱

这也可以当医生?????????

这可能吗

迷因等级的笑点

以为周星驰电影或辛普森家庭才会出现的剧情

这三小

暗黑兵法 不让姆皇休息怎么赢曼城

蛤 mri不是照整身的吗 会照错？

标题写得不好 就是照全身才会搞错 截错部分来看

我觉得满唬烂的，球员自己总不会弄错脚吧