※ 引述 《AdmiralAdudu (嘟嘟噜都大都督)》 之铭言：
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: 今天凌晨 死神Calli上传了三首愚人节新歌
: https://youtu.be/Cs2Ns8u5Agg
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: 除了使用变音器让声音变男性外
: 重点是跟死神往常会混日式曲风不同 这次是真正硬派的街头Rap
: 尤其是第三首 整首歌都在讲在速食店遇到蔡逼八打工仔的事情 超好笑
因为我觉得第三首My Reality的白烂歌词太有趣了
所以决定用我多益N1分的菜英文尝试翻译歌词给洽众看看
推广一下让大家一起笑一下
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Morning started off kinda lazy
I hit the Jack, rolled out of bed
And stepped on a straight thumbtack (Ow)
I thought, "Damn, this day is turning out like a bitch"
What could make it better? Shit, I know, a fucking chicken sandwich
I left the house, hit my favorite joint
Where the bread ain't all that soggy and the chicken on point
Through the doors I explode, like dynamite (Bang, bang, bang)
The drool is flowing like my bars, and I want that bite
早上醒来有点懒 我抽根菸爬起床 结果踩到一颗图钉
我想说"哭喔 今天有够衰" 然后决定去吃个鸡肉堡调适一下心情
我出门去我最喜欢的店 那家的汉堡包不会软烂 鸡肉又超正点
我像颗炸弹一样充满精神地冲进店里
口水跟我的Flow一样满溢而出 我现在超想吃鸡肉堡的
*Hamburger跟Sandwich之间的关系: 所有面包夹肉的构造都算Sandwich 但是只有夹绞肉饼
的能算Burger 又仅限于夹牛肉的能叫Hamburger 所以鸡肉堡的英文就是Chicken Sandwich
不能说Chicken Burger(除非有我不知道的鸡绞肉饼汉堡)
Walked up to the register with swagger and poise
I find myself in front of some scrawny teenage boy
Wouldn't be surprised if the kid was one of my fans
So I lower my glasses and stare as long as I can
He says, "Uh, sir, can I take your order?"
I woulda called him kinda cute if he was just a bit shorter
I rolled my eyes though because I gotta keep my cool
I say, "I'm tryna get a fucking chicken sandwich, fool"
He looks at me with dead eyes and now I wanna punch him out
But I hold back my pride 'cause this still bad for my clout
大摇大摆走向收银台 在我面前的是一个瘦逼巴青少年
想说他会不会是我的粉丝 所以我就把眼镜稍微拿下来一直盯着他
他说"疴...先生 要点单吗?"
如果他再矮一点我可能会觉得他满讨喜的
但为了保持我酷酷的调调 我转了转眼珠
我说"我要一份鸡肉堡 傻逼"
他用一副死鱼眼看着我 搞得我很想扁他 但为了我的形象我只好忍住
He says, "Do you want fries", I say, "The fuck you think?"
He says, "Another dollar fifty, you can choose a drink"
I say, "Okay, let's get a Cola", he says, "Sorry, we're out"
"Well, fuck it, guess I'll get a lemonade", I started to shout
He asked me, "Do you want a small or large?", I said, "Large, man"
He says, "Alright, that's gonna be another dollar then"
I rolled my eyes and say, "Fine, I'll get the small"
He says, "Will that complete your order?" Like he ten feet tall
I say, "You didn't ask me for the size of the sandwich or the fries"
Cashier boy reviews the shit, says, "I apologize"
"If you want the special small combo, you get a discount"
I say, "Alright, that sounds kinda nice, but what's the fry count?"
"Uhh, something like eight fries", "Nah, fuck that shit"
"I've had it, go ahead and get your boy a big super size"
"Okay, sir, would you like an apple pie or dessert with your meal?"
I look the bitch in the eyes and say with nerves of steel
"I'll take a soft serve ice cream"
"Cone or a cup?"
"Give me a cone, bitch, order done, now shut the fuck up"
他说"你要配薯条吗?" 我回"啊不然咧!"
他说"再加1块5毛就可以再多一杯饮料喔"
我说"可以 那我要可乐" 他说"抱歉 可乐没了喔"
"操! 那我要柠檬汁"我的音量越来越控制不住
他问我"你要小杯还大杯?" 我说我要大杯
他说"好的 那样要再额外加1元"
我转转眼珠 说"算了 小杯就好"
他问我"这样就点好了吗?" 不知道在屌三小
我说"你又没问我鸡肉堡跟薯条要多大"
他确认了一下然后跟我道歉
"阖家欢特别小套餐 会比原本便宜喔"
我说"听起来不错 那这样薯条份量大概多少?"
"疴...大概8根左右..." "干你娘咧!"
"好了啦 给我来个超大份量"
"好的 那你要配苹果派或其他甜点吗?"
我用坚定的态度盯着这鸡掰人的眼睛"我要一份霜淇淋"
"要用甜筒还是杯子装?"
"我要甜筒 点完了 你可以闭嘴了"
"Total seven ninety-nine, sir", hand him a ten
I don't even count the change, just stare at him again ('Cause I'm rich)
"Keep the mayonnaise out my fucking sandwich, boy
Or I'll tear the roof off the place and leave it destroyed (No mayo)
He says, "I just put the order in, we gotta redo it" (What?)
I say, "No way in hell", he says, "I'll tell the cook", "Bitch, I knew it"
Lazy ass little kid got me looking like the bad guy
Take my seat and wait for my chicken and fries and
Fuck, shit, in my anger I forgot my drink
The empty cup is waiting on the counter right by the sink
I grab the motherfucker 'fore I hit the ice machine
Slam it hard against the button, what comes out? Nothing
I say, "Y'all out of ice", Another worker comes out
He says, "My man, I get the message but you don't gotta shout"
"总共7块9毛9" 我给他一张10元钞票
我又开始盯着他 根本懒得算找回的零钱(因为老子有钱!)
"小子 我的鸡肉堡不要加美乃滋 不然我把这里掀了"
他说"订单已经送出去了 这样要重新点单"
我说"甲赛啦" 他说"那我去跟厨师讲一下" 靠杯我就知道!
他刚刚就是懒得去讲而已 搞得好像我是奥客
我坐下来等我的汉堡和薯条做好 才发现 干 靠杯 我刚刚气到忘记装饮料
我去拿了柜台上的空杯子走到旁边的制冰机
用力砸下按钮 结果 干 什么都没出来!
我说"你们没冰块了啦!" 另一个店员出来了
他说"不好意思我了解了 可是请麻烦不要跟我们这样大吼大叫"
He brings out a bucket of ice, I stay there tapping my foot
He pauses for a minute saying, "I forgot where it's put"
I grab a handful of ice and shove it into my cup
He looks at me like I'm a basket case, like I give a fuck
I smash the lemonade button, thank God this shit ain't broken
Grab a lid and a straw, hit the table, then start smoking
Little ice boy looks at me and says, "You can't smoke here"
I stand up again and tower over him to invoke fear (What's up bitch?)
Except the ice dude is just about my height
I rolled my eyes, flicked the cig, and say, "I get it, alright?"
Sit back down, where the fucking chicken sandwich at?
And start regretting my decision, I don't wanna get fat
Another ten minutes pass, I see my joint on the counter
Shit, I forgot that they don't bring it to you, fuck all the cowards
Now the soft serve is melted and the chicken is cold
Looking desperately at all this bullshit I was sold
But fuck it, grab my meal, make my way to the table
At least I got my fucking food so now I'm feeling stable
他拿出一桶冰 我就在旁边跺脚看
他顿了一下自言自语"欸我忘了这个要放..."
我直接上去抓了一把冰放进我的杯子里
他一脸觉得我是肖欸 我才懒得屌他
我用力按下柠檬汁的按钮 还好这台没坏
拿一个盖子和吸管 回到座位开始抽菸
冰块仔跑来跟我说"这里不能抽菸"
我站起来想用身高压迫他让他害怕 但冰块仔却跟我一样高
我转转眼珠 把香菸收起来 说"好啦知道啦"
我又坐回去 啊我的汉堡咧?
突然又开始感觉后悔 不想吃那么肥的东西
又过10分钟 我才看到我的餐点在柜台那边
妈的咧 我忘记他们不会帮你端上来 一群废物
结果冰淇淋都化了 鸡肉也凉了
我绝望地看我花钱买这什么鬼 但管他的 我拿着我的餐点回到座位
至少我终于拿到餐点了 现在感觉踏实多了
Little grin on my face 'cause the shit still looked good
Make myself a little napkin bib as any thug should
First I go in for a bite in this chicken delight
The first thing I taste is mayonnaise, I'm ready to fight
I shout, "The fuck did I say about no mayo on my order!?"
Cashier kid shouts, "I forgot to say the change costs a quarter"
"Y'all are charging me for taking something off the food!?"
And now the manager comes out and says, "Sir, you been rude
And now you gotta go", "What? But it's not my mistake"
He's got a scowl and a mustache, and hair that looks fake
I call him out and say, "My man, I got bills to pay
I got a life to live, and all you got is a toupée"
He threw me out after that, did not go down with no fight
I left the bitch with a scratch, he left my arm with a bite
They shut the door in my face, the sandwich still in the place
I headed to the city ward so I can make my case
At least I'm going there now because recording is finished
And my hunger is real, and my drive is diminished
The moral of the story is, kids don't order food
Because the shit will leave you salty and in worse of a mood
我爽到微笑 因为其实东西看起来还是很好吃
我贯彻屌男风格 弄了个餐巾围兜
咬下我的鸡肉堡 结果第一口就吃到美乃滋的味道! 输赢啦!!
我大吼"靠杯啊! 我刚刚不是说不要美乃滋吗!?"
收银仔也喊回来"我忘记说改单要收25分了"
"什么鬼!? 叫你们少放东西还要额外跟我收钱!?"
经理出来了 他跟我说我态度不好要赶我走 "三小? 啊我又没错"
他眉头紧皱 脸上有一排胡子 头发看起来很假
我跟他说"欸我也是要讨生活过日子的 啊你就只需要烦恼你那假发"
然后我就被赶出去了 但当然不是无事发生
我让那个拉基受了点撕裂伤 他则咬伤我的手臂
他们直接把我轰出去 我的鸡肉堡都没拿出来
我前往市区准备写歌靠么这段经历
至少我现在收录要结束了 正要准备去那里吃汉堡 我是真的饿了 已经没什么动力了
这故事的教训就是各位不要去点东西吃
因为机掰事会让你心情赌烂一整天
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整首歌都在靠北烂服务
写实到不禁让人怀疑是不是死神的亲身经历XD

你要被检举4-11了XD没啦，开玩笑的，翻的很地道

好屌

笑烂

这三小歌词xDD

不好说 看板主心情

神曲耶

笑，这应该是真的经验改的吧，太写实

第一首的C-MAN有看到八卦说推特那群又开始兴风作浪说那首有种族歧视 要holo毕业死神 不过我猜昨天宣布跟环球签约后那群大概脸比屎还臭

啥鬼歌词啦XD

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这三首有让我感受到很精实的rapper血液 在愚人节推出跟偶像搭不上边的东西真的很好笑感谢原po翻译东西放在柜台没人理 这真的会气死XD

感谢翻译 真有趣

感谢翻译

翻译猛

歌词有够靠北

够喽，这歌词详细到已经开始变得有点诡异了！

她好像也当过三明治店打工仔，说不定她就是那个菜比巴XD

笑死

不会是亲身体验吧？ www

谢翻译

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