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作者: AdmiralAdudu (嘟嘟噜都大都督) 看板: movie
标题: [雷] Bully Maguire in no way home(假想)
时间: Wed Dec 15 13:52:41 2021
我已经在设想网络迷因会怎么把霸凌麦奎尔塞进无家日了
以下有无家日雷跟自嗨成份
熟悉Bully Maguire meme的可能比较懂我在说啥 请斟酌阅读
防雷
一开始麦奎尔进场:
"Hello everyone, sorry it's a jungle out there. I have to beat an old lady with
a stick to get here."
画面带到陶比一挥手把梅婶搧飞
跟加菲互看
麦奎尔: "That's a cute outfit, did your husband give it to you?"
MJ问你是谁
麦奎尔:(摇摇头)"You're trash."
MJ叫麦奎尔证明自己是蜘蛛人(剪过来这边)
(麦奎尔原地跳舞)
然后去找荷兰蛛，看荷兰蛛在那边哭
麦奎尔: "You're an embarrassment."
"Oh……look at little spiderman junior. Gonna cry?"
荷兰难过地说是自己害死了梅婶
麦奎尔: "You want forgiveness? Get religion."
荷兰爆气说那些反派是你们的问题你们自己处理，我要送他们回去了
麦奎尔: "I miss the part where that's my problem."
荷兰说能力越大责任越大
麦奎尔: "Stop lecturing me, please!"
麦奎尔对峙沙人: "I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye."
被沙人淹没，只能伸手要接解药的时候
"Fuck out of the way!! I can't see!!"
看到荷兰蛛要插死诺曼时，完全袖手旁观，让诺曼被刺死
麦奎尔: (原地跳舞)
影片的话到这边就能结束了，这篇文章的话则应该加点东西才有收尾感觉，但
I miss the part where that's my problem.

这样演肯定十刷吧