※ 引述《oldman7788 (老人7788)》之铭言：
: 最近在听'00年代华语老歌
: 刚好听到杨丞琳这首-只想爱你
: 歌词如下
: ＊我终于还是说了一句我爱你　还记得那个微凉夜里　天空正飘着小雨
: 　心跳的声音　像舞动奇蹟
: 　你看着我说千万不要爱上你　因为你只会让我伤心　别傻了快点喊停
: 　你那么冷静　忽远又忽近
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: ＃我知道我对你来说也许太年轻　我想我猜我问我终于了解
: 　原来为爱流的眼泪　也是种甜蜜滋味
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: △只想爱你　当我和你走在一起就已经决定　不看不听不问也不会放弃
: 　是你让我了解自己　可以为爱那么坚定
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: ★只想爱你　好想每天睁开眼睛就能看到你　我知道我偶尔有一点任性
: 　不管你做任何决定　究竟爱我还是逃避
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: 其中这段
: 当我和你走在一起就已经决定　不看不听不问也不会放弃
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: 我如果是被追求者一定压力山大
: 男生都说不要了还一直死缠烂打
: 如果以本板的标准，这种应该算恐怖情人了吧？
: 有没有大家的恋爱观念可能被歌词教坏的卦?
傻孩子，因为你听的歌太少了。
我十几年前看南方四贱客英文版，就有大头要去当网红，录制甲甲的歌，
歌词就是在讲，要对他的屁屁干什么色色的事。
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4PvTrTp7Tc
这歌当然也不是动画制作组，为了节目写的话，不只歌，连MV一起致敬。
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU
你想要正能量，大概也只有极权国家才会干这种事
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I feel you watching me
Over there
Come to me
If you care
Don't sit and stare
It's just not fair
Make your move
If you dare
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Let's do it in the butt, okay
It's okay
To have a little fight
Don't you worry
I won't bite
(Not that hard)
If you want it
I'll give you power
Just be gentle
I'm delicate like a flower
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You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
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I will give you what you need
All I want is your big fat seed
Give it to me, if you please
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All I want is your big fat seed
Give it to me, if you please
Give it to me, if you please
What what, in the butt
I said, what what, in the butt
I said, what what, in the butt
I said, what what, in the butt
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
Let's do it in the butt, okay