1.
Someday the Astros will win their first ever World Series championship.
总有一天太空人会第一次赢下世界大赛冠军。
They came very close in 2017. I don’t know what happened then…my memory is
really foggy of that time…
回楼上 他们2017年的时候很接近啊。但我不记得当时怎么了...那时的记忆很模糊...
2.
The fans of Houston should be pretty happy, they have been able to witness 2
world series wins in the last 3 years
休士顿球迷应该很开心，他们三年内见证两次世界大赛冠军诞生
3.
Fuck the Astros
4.
So that's what happen when the Astros run out of trash cans.
原来太空人没有垃圾桶以后会变这样。
5.
Houston is just another victim of injuries to star players. The Dodgers lost
Muncy and their starters, the Braves lost Acuña Jr., and the Asstros lost
their trashcan.
休士顿是又一个明星球员伤病的受害者。道奇失去了Muncy和先发投手，勇士失去了Acuna
Jr.，太屁股人失去了垃圾桶。
6.
AMERICA WON TODAY
今天美国赢了
7.
The Astros have never won a World Series without cheating
太空人队史上还没有在未作弊的情况下赢下世界大赛。
8.
Guessing is harder than knowing
猜球打比预知球路打还困难
9.
https://media.giphy.com/media/fYfiVXgl0Y3Y1TxS6I/giphy.gif
10.
RIP Astros Dynasty 2017*-2017 *
安息吧 太空人王朝 2017*-2017*
11.
FUCK THE ASTROS
Astros lose. America wins.
回楼上 太空人的败北，就是美国的胜利
12.
Braves fans coming into this threadh
勇士迷进这讨论串时的心情
https://imgur.com/qBOT5U3
13.
Later, Asterisks.
再见了，星号人。
14.
ASTROS_IRL
现实的太空人
https://i.imgur.com/esAdWLg.jpeg
15.
I didnt care who win, I just wanted the Atros to lose. Thank you, Braves.
我不在乎谁赢，我只希望太空人输。谢谢你，勇士。
16.
Bang bang.
17.
Order is restored to the galaxy
银河的秩序恢复了
18.
AS A LIFELONG BRAVES FAN OF ABOUT 12 DAYS, THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
身为一名大约12天的生涯勇士迷，这是我一生中最美好的一天
19.
And all was right with the world
整个世界都恢复正轨了
20.
You spelled Houston Asterisks wrong.
标题把休士顿星号人的名字打错了。
来源
https://tinyurl.com/c4mydtws