[征女] 台北华尔街大叔征女

楼主: pttnew5566 (pttnew5566)   2023-04-20 13:12:36
以下为模仿奥斯卡影帝李奥纳多皮卡丘在电影华尔街之狼里面那段激励人心演说文体:
Are u looking for a honest man with strong shoulder? Good, pick up the phone and
text me.
Do u feel tired because all the guys u meet are boring and weird ? Good, pick up
the phone and text me.
Do ur friends always show off their journey in FB,IG.. then u do nothing but cli
ck "like" ? Good, pick up the phone and text me.
I want u to deal with ur endless loneliness by meeting a good guy, All u have to
do today is picking up the phone and text me. And i will make ur wish come true
.
what?? u wish for a prince charming and an unicorn?
don't be silly , there is no such thing u idiot.
关键字:
台北大叔/46/179/77/上市柜金融业/年薪有130以上
身材外观:
身体健康/BMI23/头发浓密无秃头/慢跑一次能跑10公里/会游蝶式/注重仪容/干净/有品味
嗜好兴趣:
猫派但喜欢各种大小动物/上山下海健行慢跑/喝咖啡看电影/威士忌只喝12年以上单一纯麦
雪莉桶/喜欢意大利及日本/发呆/讲干话/爱听爱讲地狱梗笑话/疫情前每年2次以上出国自助
旅游
近半年已连续出国三次
征求:
年纪不拘/外貌不拘/有稳定工作/有见面喝咖啡动力/有结婚成家生子意愿之女孩
附上微真相,
但愿有缘人愿意来信认识彼此
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