Jack: Hey! There's a party at my house and we're gonna invite Tom Cruise.
Mary: Are you kidding?!!!
Jack: No, I'm Jack
Mary: Ohh...OKAY. So are you cumming?
Jack: How did you know...ughh...aaugh..
Mary: Wha..????
Jack: Wheeeew! I like your voice ^^
Mary: YOU ARE SICK!
Jack: No, I'm Jack.
(转自reddit)