[无言] 戎祥

楼主: Kagome (Ti Amo)   2011-08-28 20:48:27
这是发生在朋友的朋友身上的事
多年前,两个男生(以下分别简称A、B)在某个小吃店前排队
当他们近距离看到正在下厨的老板
A忍不住对B说:“这个老板长得好像戎祥!”
B:“欸你讲太大声了!老板会听到..”
B还没讲完,就轮到他们点餐了
老板:“请问要点什么?”
B转身脱口而出:“两个戎祥。”
A、老板:“........................”
作者: Ealoe (一直有以后)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
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作者: nikej   0000-00-00 00:00:00
好好笑喔~
作者: minbyminby (傲羽凡尘)   2011-01-29 16:04:00
XD
作者: yuan860721 (Y)   2011-08-28 20:50:00
老板:不行..戎祥是我的晚餐
作者: Nunchuck (小截)   2011-08-28 20:54:00
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作者: pinnky9682 (小P君)   2011-08-28 20:55:00
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作者: MANITOTO (地中海蓝色的天)   2011-08-28 21:19:00
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于是老板娇喘一声
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倒在楼下的怀里
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作者: sylvia874 (席薇亚)   2011-08-29 00:57:00
嘴角失守
作者: prankcat32   2011-08-29 03:02:00
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作者: incolala   2011-08-29 09:32:00
笑推XD
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XDD 倒下来可承受不住...
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作者: erty (宝贝,再见。)   2011-08-29 14:18:00
糟了我笑点好低,在办公室狂笑....
作者: so74528 (C-Way)   2011-08-29 14:26:00
还好不是芋头跟奶油
作者: doubleeking (皇室龙)   2011-08-29 14:27:00
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作者: aaabac   2011-08-29 14:50:00
也太好笑了!
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笑到无法自拔
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人类的大脑真是奇妙啊
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莫名的嘴角裂开了XD
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我可以理解.......orz
作者: josephwnwn (阿文)   2011-08-29 20:13:00
这明明超好笑的阿
作者: vul3286   2011-08-29 20:25:00
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好久没有笑这么开心了XDDDDDDD
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作者: yuanjeff (笑问)   2011-08-29 23:54:00
好吃吗?
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作者: kojiba (kojiba)   2011-08-30 00:48:00
我有时也会这样XDDDDDDDDDDD
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有笑有推
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作者: destiny0313   2011-08-30 11:52:00
吃的完吗 XD
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好好笑!!!!!!!
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作者: logisticQ   2011-08-30 19:07:00
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作者: moouoo   2011-08-30 19:31:00
笑到嘴角好痛XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: jingo (...)   2011-08-30 19:41:00
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作者: johnyy (顺其自然)   2011-08-30 20:45:00
两个戎祥XD
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作者: ally (请不要自称原po)   2011-08-30 21:54:00
后劲好大XDDDD
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突然就爆出来了
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作者: polipolibow   2011-08-30 23:57:00
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作者: tabacio (才不是大白痴)   2011-08-31 00:25:00
哈哈哈哈 好好笑
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后劲超强 XDDDDDD
作者: Norsa (西拉利亚)   2011-08-31 00:59:00
两个戎祥让我笑惨了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: s128128 (d-_-b)   2011-08-31 01:19:00
为什么我笑了啊啊啊..
作者: clare1i6 (吾乃狼 于夜中奔驰)   2011-08-31 01:35:00
天啊~超好笑的XDDDDDDDDD 好有画面
作者: sttwarrior (蕉爷)   2011-08-31 02:11:00
靠XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD大爆笑
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作者: chunurse   2011-08-31 10:56:00
好好笑xDDD
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后劲超强...
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笑到歪掉 XDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDD 笑翻
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD笑到崩溃
作者: shadow552200   2011-08-31 23:18:00
超搞笑的啦,怎么没爆哩?
作者: maydagreen   2011-09-01 00:36:00
笑死我了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ASDIGA (Try to try)   2011-09-01 00:48:00
我一看到最后一行就笑了
作者: rickymore978 (塔比卡)   2011-09-01 01:09:00
XDDDD
作者: sdarks (sdarks)   2011-09-01 01:35:00
太好笑了!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Cerise7 (雨夏-MAN)   2011-09-01 03:19:00
有笑有推 XD
作者: amandako (无为)   2011-09-01 03:56:00
XDDDDD
作者: gsuper (Logit(odds))   2011-09-01 04:32:00
我不行了~~~~
作者: fantasylee (假日车手网络键盘手)   2011-09-01 10:49:00
没被打死就不错了 XD
作者: Syoshinsya ( = 偽善)   2011-09-01 11:31:00
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作者: yapanda ( )   2011-09-01 14:26:00
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作者: echolee (什么时候可以回家)   2011-09-01 14:58:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
楼主: Kagome (Ti Amo)   2011-09-02 00:12:00
居然被m了!感谢版主和推文的大家 XD
作者: wumimeow (balabububalabu)   2011-09-02 15:47:00
老板:你们确定吃得完?
作者: doghouse (抓不住夏天的尾巴)   2011-09-02 18:16:00
后劲好强..
作者: Proxima (完成品)   2011-09-03 19:59:00
爆笑阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: AllForUs (All For Us)   2011-09-04 11:29:00
e04...超好笑
作者: mimimi27 (JJ崩溃了崩溃了)   2011-09-04 15:52:00
靠~超好笑..笑到快疯掉
作者: lulumi411542 (玉米)   2011-09-04 17:29:00
有笑有推
作者: shwu (剪纸招我魂)   2011-09-04 20:42:00
有笑有推 XD
作者: ismile (洁西)   2011-09-04 22:25:00
请问好笑在哪?是B钱意识也觉得A是戎祥,不自觉讲了出吗?
作者: etwaslai (凸肚脐艾老爷)   2011-09-05 10:36:00
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XDDD
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作者: mossa (喔是喔然后勒)   2011-09-06 15:37:00
大笑!
作者: outsmart33 (戏言见习生)   2011-09-06 22:25:00
XDDD
作者: grantsummer (醒醒吧阿宅)   2011-09-07 09:59:00
30分钟吃完免费XD 好好笑!
作者: qaz28122317 (黄金战士)   2011-09-07 16:19:00
99
作者: sodamiyade   2011-09-07 16:57:00
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作者: tokiov6kids   2011-09-08 00:02:00
不推会对不起B君 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Tnoy (我爱台大跆拳)   2011-09-18 00:56:00
XD
作者: coo1instar (上善若水)   2011-09-24 06:26:00
XD

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